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(We see a vague mountain-like shape, whilst a group of aligned stars fly across the screen, before surrounding the shape, revealed to be a giant furry nipple, whilst a single trumpet plays in the background.)

SERENIFI PICTURES PRESENTS:

THE DOM-MOTHER

(Fade to black.)

Voice: I believe in Acme Acres.

(Uh... You can cut to the movie now. *Cuts to close-up of a character's eyes.* That's better...)

(Camera slowly pulls back to reveal the owner of the eyes, a pig in blue overalls.)

Hampton: Just thought I'd say that out loud. It's my perpetual setting and location, after all. I came to their highest-rated alma mater, Acme Looniversity, to display my beliefs. Instead, I've tainted them. Just the other day, we had a new pupil in "Cat-And-Mouse Plot" 101. She had these appealing white marks on her otherwise-pink figure, and a hairdo and tail to match. I couldn't resist her request to stay in homeroom during lunch. She asked me about our football team. How they improve their physical being. How they memorize every required action. How they win. I didn't want to dismay her after she made an innocent, wide-eyed expression, so... I described every single solitary detail to her, unaware that, later that afternoon, on the way home, I would notice her arriving at Perfecto Prep, with the little slip of paper she used to record the steps I relayed, being passed to that rodent broad...

(By this point, the camera has pulled back to an over-the-shoulder shot of someone seated at a desk, who just received a drink in a fancy glass-like container. Hampton promptly sobs before the mysterious person, before coming to his senses.)

Hampton: I went to Dean Bunny, like a good Acme Loo student. That traiter was addressed, but not disciplined. Bugs assured me that that was Fabrette El-Perfume, the long-lost Mexican cousin of your very acquaintance... But I knew that was Bimbette, the arch-nemesis of your acquaintance... I bumped into her again after leaving, she smiled at me in a way that said "Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Your school's screw-ewed!" Then I thought to myself: "For justice, I must go to Serenity Coyote."

(We then cut to the formerly-mysterious character, revealed to be a brown female coyote, with brunette hair, an enlarged belly, and a small pup with coyote ears and a fox tail against her breast.)

Serenity: Why did you go to Dean Bunny first, instead of me?

Hampton: Well, the campus rules specifically state that any concern of a student should be reported to a staff member. I swear, I had no idea that the famous lagomorph crossdresser would fall for a scam along the levels of his own trickery... (Starts sobbing again.) What do I do?

Serenity: (Summons a nearby purple-and-white skunkette, also with an enlarged belly, before handing the whimpering pup to her. Once the mustelid leaves, Serenity suddenly rises from her seat.) You can ACT LIKE A TOON! (Hits Hampton on the head with a mallet.) Is this what you've become?! A dumbed-down version of your already-neurotic personality trait?! A pile of Dora The Explorer's table-scraps?! "What do I do?! What do I do?! Where's the traitor?! Come on! Someone use the mouse to click on the one thing that I don't wanna have to address myself!" (Eventually calms down.) You're like family to me, Hampton... And I can see your guilt and sense of betrayal. Now you say "Serenity Coyote, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Dom-Mother". You come to me on... Wait, what day is it? (Glances at a calendar not too far away from her, where nothing is marked on it.) You know, what? Never mind. I can arrange to take care of this "Bimbo" friend of your's...

Hampton: How?

Serenity: I'll make her an offer she can't refuse... Scott!

Later that night...

(We cut to the exterior of a house, at night. We then cut to the interior, where we see an orange female rat in the kitchen, and a pink-and-white skunkette in the living room.)

Rhubella: Oh, Bimbette, my pink femme fatale, why did I ever doubt you?

Bimbette: Maybe eet's because you never saw me as... For lack of a better term, "perfecto", what with my status as a mere background character...

(We cut to the interior of an upstairs area , where we see two hands holding a crowbar fitting between the ledges of a window. These hands are revealed to belong to a handsome male goat, who grasps the edge in desperation.)

(Cut back downstairs.)

Rhubella: Well, I guess I was just too stubborn to remember that time you seduced that movie star that Frenchy Mc-Stink-Bomb dated that summer... I mean, not only did you expose her to the cruel reality of his promiscuous nature, but you also proved to be a formidable competitor in her race for a mate.

Bimbette: I'm quite ze stinker...

Rhubella: Aren't we all? (Hands the skunkette a bowl of popcorn.)

(Cut back to upstairs, where we see the goat just making it into the room, before quietly retreating to the wall, and slowly making his way out the door to the stairs.)

(Cut back to Bimbette, who consumes a single popcorn, before wincing.)

Bimbette: Rhubella?

Rhubella: Yeah?

Bimbette: Zis eesn't cheddar-flavored.

(Cut to the goat, slinking down the stairs.)

(Back to the two.)

Rhubella: What're you talking about?

Bimbette: (Grabs the whole bag.) Zis says right on ze front zat zees ees cheddar-flavoured popcorn, but eet tastes like ze normal popcorn!

Rhubella: Gimme that. (Takes the bowl.) It tastes just fine, it... (Ingests a single piece, before wincing.) Hey, you're right!

(We cut to the goat, who's now near the bottom of the stairs, and is now observing the two in their conversation.)

Rhubella: Talk about false advertising. I'm gonna sue the... (Looks at the bag.) Wait... (Grabs a magnifying glass, and examines the bag closer, before expanding the scrutiny with several other glasses, noticing a small piece of text, getting larger and larger with every condenser, until it's finally made out to read: "NOT!" under "white-cheddar-flavoured!") OK, even we school bullies have standards...

(There is suddenly a commotion heard just behind. The two turn to look, and find nothing. They observe for a few seconds, before they are abruptly struck by a mallet. Fade to black.)

(Cut to POV of Rhubella, opening her eyes, and immediately reacting in shock at the realization that she, along with Bimbette, have been stripped to the nude, and are now each gagged and bound to a chair.)

Rhubella: Mmm-phhh-mmmm? *Translation: What the hell's going on?*

(We then hear some heavy footsteps approaching them, as they, along with the audience, observe the bovine male positioning himself right in front of them.)

Scott: Should I explain why I'm here, or do you two know?

(They both nod.)

Scott: OK, I've just been informed by my employer that one of her fellow students was duped into spilling...

(The two females make mumbling vocal sound that resemble: "We know!")

Scott: Well then, I think you should know what we do to spies... (Takes out a whip, understandably shocking the two.) Wait. No... (Throws the whip away, then takes out a paddleboard with the words: "Bad girl" inscribed on it, also shocking the two.) No, not that... (Takes out a disc, before flinging it to the nearby DVD player.) ****... (Walks over to pick it up, and insert it into the slit.)

(Cut to Bimbette and Rhubella seated before the television, reacting in horror the instant the screen brightens.)

(Cut to the screen to reveal the words: "The Butterfly Effect" on the boob tube.)

Rhubella + Bimbette: MMMPPPHHH! MMMMM!!! FFFFF!!!!!

Scott: What's that? (Removes the gags.)

Rhubella + Bimbette: TAKE THE CHEAT CODES! THEY'RE ON THE DESK IN MY ROOM! JUST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TO... TOHN-OO-FILL, DON'T EXPOSE US TO SUCH AWFUL NON-"ROOM" ACTING!!!! (Both break down.)

Later...

(We cut to Rhubella and Bimbette in their respective berths, trembling in fear of their averted fates. We then cut to Scott, tearing the paper into shreds above a trash bin.)

(Cut to him standing before Serenity, who's holding a lion cub with purple-and-white fur at her breast.)

Scott: The job is done, Dom-Mother.

Serenity: And a well-done job at that, Scott. I just got some responses from the friends you invited for your night off. (Takes out her phone.) You got this message from... V_E_+M, here... (She hands him the phone.)

(Cut to Scott's POV, as he observes a text that states: "Scru yu al were out a heer." Cut to his face, giving an expression of distaste.)

Scott: Jesus, they said they missed their old place, but I never thought they'd...

Serenity: Yep. Also, Miranda can't hang out either. She's got that... Practice with her... Partner for... Dress-up.

(We suddenly hear some voices from another room within the mansion.)

Voice 1: Oh, yeah! No gal's ever let me get this close to her!

Voice 2: I can see why...

V1: Oh, lighten up, will ya? You know you love me.

V2: No I don't.

V1: Yes you do.

(The two voices continue bickering throughout.)

Serenity: BUT, Kia has time for you... She just dropped by and told me to tell you that she's waiting upstairs in your cot...

Seconds later...

(We see Scott entering a dark room, as a shadow is marked against the wall.)

Scott: Hey, Kia...

Kia (Gagged): Mfff-phhh-hmmm... *Translation* How've you been, handsome?

(We cut to the road-runner, all gagged and tied up on the bed.)

Scott: Oh my... I'll save you! If you want me to... (Winks)

Kia: *Giggles* Mhhh-pfff-mhhhh... That'd be nice, pretty boy...

(Scott unties her.)

Scott: My love! How are you?

Kia: Oh, I'm just peachy... (Unties bow on the back of her Princess Peach cosplay dress.)

Scott: Nice frickin' pun! So... Do you wanna do anything? "Ruffle some feathers", if you know what I mean?

Kia: (Slips fingers/feathers under the straps of her dress, before sliding them off the shoulders, allowing it to fall to her feet, revealing a silky white pair of lingerie, with bows and laces.) Oh, I plan to have more than my feathers ruffled...

Scott: Oh my... So... Will you sub or dom?

Kia: (Undoes her bra.) Sub would be nice... (Slides off stockings, and then panties.)

Scott: Very well... Use this. (Hands her a bag full of erotic clothing.)

So much later that the old writer got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one...

Scott: Are you ready, my slave?

(Cut to Kia, who's wearing a black latex dress and heels, and red lipstick.)

Kia: Ready for anything, my lord...

Scott: Perfect. Let's start things off simple... Kiss me.

Kia: Yes, my lord... (Kisses Scott on the mouth in the french fashion.)

Scott: (Moans as her beak touches his mouth.) Your red lips give me life...

Kia: Then you shall be immortal when we're done with this... (Kisses Scott countless times, leaving marks all over his face.)

Scott: Ooh, Kia... You're a naughty girl. You know what happens to naughty girls, right? They get punished. (Spanks Kia intensely.)

Kia: Oh, I'm soooo sorry for that... I really deserve a punishment... (Lifts up dress, and slides panties off.)

Scott: There's no need to be sorry, my angel... Shall we go all the way?

Kia: (Removes her remaining clothing.) Anything for you, my lord... (Reaches down to Scott's pants, before unzipping.)

Scott: Whenever I'm near you, it feels like I'm in heaven. Are you ready to become one, my goddess?

Kia: (Pulls down Scott's pants and boxers.) Again, I'm ready for anything... (Removes his upper clothing, before stroking his chest.)

(Scott sticks his long, pink meat inside Kia's chamber, both moaning in ecstasy.)

Kia: Ohhh... You're so thick...

Scott: My slave... My one true love...

Kia: OK, this is getting HAWKward...

Scott: Well, I'm TALON you, you're one lovely CHICK!

Kia: Ohhh... Every pun you make is like your manhood... I feel like we're in a symbiotic relationship...

Scott: (Moans.) My darling, love is love, no matter what! As long as we're together, nothing's gonna stop us!

Kia: With the possible exception of some Internet-Porn-Hating prick... But, we have the first amendment to stop that... (Get's filled up with love yogurt.)

Scott: Ah, that's the spirit, m'lady! (Shoots more into her beak, before gazing at her figure standing out in the moonlight.)

Kia: (Swallows, then hops back into bed.) You've had a long day at work... Now's your time to take some time off... (Spreads the sheets.)

Scott: Anything for you, my magenta rose... (Murrs as he hugs Kia in the bed.) My love...

(Ends on a shot of the two loveBIRDS (Audience: Ha-ha...) cuddling in bed, as we continue to hear Miranda and her partner quarreling in the other room.)

THE END.

Hampton J. Pig, Fifi La Fume, Bimbette, and Rhubella belong to Warner Bros. Serenity Coyote and Kia Runner belong to Kessielou. Scott, Miranda's partner, and Serenity's (and Fifi's) cubs belong to me. Miranda Fox belongs to Crabula290e.