Oh Joy... I Got Reincarnated as a Dragon in Wings of Fire and now Every Dragon Wants Me

"...and that is how you solve logarithmic equations using imaginary numbers. Any questions?, Good, now to the next equation...." The professor in my screen 'asked' without giving us some time to actually ask a question. Well, not that I have any...

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Twist Ending

Once upon a time there was a mouse who asked me to make him some cheese. So I introduced him to a cheese grater. I guess he did _not_ see that coming. Then again, blind men don't see anything. Ya see what I did there? There was once a moon dropper. It...

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Sargon of Akkad Should Die

The sun rose in the west. Her light was red as the dawn's hue, piercing eerily through the branches and unto the plains. It was a strange sight, but it was lovely to be sure. One day, the light passed over a shrew, who protested. The sun took pity...

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TumblrxReddit - Day 1

It turned out to be fairly good, and a handful of the memes plastered onto her walls were beginning to make sense now. it was fairly late by the time they finished a couple of episodes.

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Special Assignments - Chapter Thirty Seven

I had no idea people would start making horrible memes and bitching about you, but i was a fool." "indeed you were," i glowered.

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Special Assignments - Chapter Thirty Four

I reported the meme as cyberbullying but whoever posted it has taken it down. plz be safe. love you malc_ the fact the meme was down was only a minor consolation.

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Oh Joy... I Got Reincarnated as a Dragon in Wings of Fire and now Every Dragon Wants Me Chapter 2

I saw them when i was browsing through some memes in facebook that was uploaded by my friend tyler richard! there is no freaking way! this is the world of wings of fire?! nani the fuck?! to be continued~ \>w\<

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There's A New Horse In Town: Let's Do Lunch

Kimi teased, quoting one of those stupid yet catchy internet memes. "um, sure, 'y u no pay attention,'" clay chuckled, doing the best he could with what he knew about popular memes.

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The Adventures of Ognimod, chapter 4

Chapter 4 I woke up. Took me a while getting used to the darkness of the room I was in, only lit by a small lamp on the ceiling. Assuming, of course, there was a ceiling, because the room was so terribly dark I couldn't see any walls or anything. I...

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The Adventures of Ognimod, chapter 3

Chapter 3 I was in the psychiatrist's office, a place of green walls decorated with Karl Jung portraits, "modern" art and similar stuff. Rather than lying on a couch, as in the movies, I was sitting directly in front of him, at his desk. He looked...

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The Adventures of Ognimod, chapter 2

Chapter 2 I believe the masquerade Ivory and I held together didn't last more than a year, but we took the best advantage of it. I told her the story of my origin, previously described in the last chapter, and she told me everything there had to...

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The Adventures of Ognimod, chapter 1

Chapter 1 From the building's front door emerged the weirdest of sights, the strangest of beings. Without his knowledge, his life was about to change, and with it so would change history. His hometown would see him a hero, the city he saved would make...

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