Coming to Terms - Part 1

He smacked his suddenly dry lips, his tongue felt like cotton as he lapped a thin carpet of hair but he was too inebriated to pay attention. "huhhhhhh..." hanna moaned at the stimulation.

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Refraction

"you are inebriated." "really? that's your name? 'you are inebriated'?" "it is your current physical state." "that's not what we're talking about. we're talking about ... " " ... arianna." "pretty name," he whispered.

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Last Call

His still-inebriated mind accepted this challenge though, and with a loud grunt he pushed against the doorframe with the hundreds of pounds of flab which comprised his body.

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Tandem

(seven of nine, voyager, inebriated) you look at tandem and you see what seems to be two 6' striped anthropomorphic fish sitting or standing next to each other, a zebra fish and a rainbow fish.

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From Lord to Jester (Commission)

"a lord who had lost himself in fine clothes and is so easily inebriated. a lord who happily plays with himself while his very people are made slaves before his eye. if this is who led you, then you truly had no hope for the future.

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Gift Exchange, Part 1: Let's Go, Go, Go!

"no dragon would be so undignified as to breathe fire by accident indoors because they were too inebriated." rane actually did sound offended by the mere suggestion.

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Cracking Open a Cold One

The music was some terrible modern pop single with no discernable beat and everyone seemed too inebriated to do more than fling their bodies around like those inflatable tube men commonly in front of used car dealerships.

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Everyone Does It for Vlad 2

The inebriated fox took the urinal right next to vlad and let his pants drop to show he'd gone commando yet again. the fox unsheathed his knotted penis and gave a mighty groan as he emptied his bladder.

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Nellie's Day Out (Vore Story)

Being a bit inebriated, she eventually became more dominant and confident; she remembered pulling him aside into a private room.

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An End to the Distance

Oh, the fondness from such inebriation, swept the lad up in the youth of his age; joining the other beasts in sheer exultation, he awaited the last band to take the stage.

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D&A CH4

Thinking fast, tiltilla grabbed the empty bottle and dropped the knife, staggering to his paws as though inebriated. "heeello shhu...", the ferret slurred, swaying as he waved the bottle about.

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Fifth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)

Nyan cat crashed through the roof of the building like an inebriated luma who had xxmainlinedxx freebased too many starbits with a startling crash that knocked yoshi t the floor.

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