To Drink is not to Drunk

He wasn't drunk. he never got drunk, he tried once. he was incapable of staying awake long enough.

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A Drunk Night

Also, it was writtern while drunk, and in about an hour. i only went back to edit a few spelling mistakes, grammar is as it was written, as was the plot. **a drunk night.** jack, a fox, strode into the bar, cowboy hat askew on his head.

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Drunk on You

"you're drunk derek, you're just seeing things." with renewed vigor, the husky dug at the loop of fabric that tethered him to his friend and this encounter that was going into a direction he was afraid he wouldn't be able to escape.

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Drunk Text

Got way too drunk though," nick replied. "it happens," shan said with a short grin. everything was back to normal it seemed. their workout went over like clockwork and soon the two made their way to the locker room.

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Drunk like a skunk

In a show of appreciation - he drank them all, and this was how he became as drunk as he might be.

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Drunk, Disorderly, Desire

If dane wasn't going to object, drunk or not, rik was going to give him what he wanted. "yesh...pleash, rikki...i, i need thish..." that was enough for him.

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#6 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) (random exercise. type twenty random letters, then turn those into the first letter of each sentence. the letters are qocbsovbeivnsdivnhdp.) quotes are stupid.

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five

#5 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) a woman named cynthia walked into a cabbage. the cabbage smelled funny. and so did cynthia.

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four

#4 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) sally is a wholesome name. i once knew a girl named sally. she and i dated for nearly a year. she was pretty and smart and always called me an idiot.

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three

#3 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) "let's play a game." games are funny. board games, video games, sports, and the like. games bring out the competitive nature in some people.

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two

#2 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) life is fair, perfect, and gives everyone what they wants. put in some effort, and you'll get exactly what you want. want a wholesome spouse?

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