Drunk, Disorderly, Desire

Story by AstroSecant on SoFurry

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This took longer than I wanted to get out, but that's what happens when things get busy I guess. Haven't really had time to just sit down and write, so it's hard to get things finished.

Anyway, more humans and their Pokémon. Or maybe it's Pokémon and their humans. With my stories the roles are blurry at best, I'll concede. Though I get the impression that a fair amount of people enjoy that. Anyway, this one sticks to more straightforward scenarios, but the more "out there" stuff isn't going away, it just needs to percolate some more.

OBLIGATORY CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This story contains sexual acts between two males, drunkenness, and a non-euphemistic interpretation of surprise sex.


Being a Pokémon in an urban environment had its upsides and its drawbacks. It was always a crap shoot whether they'd allow a Pokémon into an establishment, the environment wasn't really a good fit for creatures with a stronger connection to the wild, and it was tough to actually find a place that would allow a battle, but it tended to be safer and more secure, and there was always something to do.

To Rik, though, computers trumped all. Not every Pokémon was built to be able to use them effectively, but being a Zangoose, he had enough ability to get around on them. And they provided more to him than anything else he could imagine. Including, especially during the late night hours, plenty of fap material. Perhaps looking at pictures and videos wasn't quite the same as going out and getting some of his own, but cities like this didn't generally have hook-up places for Pokémon, and damned if he was going somewhere called a "Day-Care Center" to try - that rarely ended well.

It wasn't every night that he could do this - it was a shared computer, and his human partner, Dane, made plenty of use of it himself. He'd been tempted more than a few times to see what kind of stuff Dane liked to look at in his private time, but always refrained - they had an understanding, that they'd each keep it to themselves in order to prevent any awkwardness. Besides, Rik was usually too engaged in the moment to think about it when the opportunity presented itself. Curiosity could wait, he wanted to get off.

He clicked on another image, a Jolteon ramming himself into a Vulpix who looked to be in complete bliss. His free paw began rubbing himself slowly up and down, the long claw lightly shifting the tiny barbs, his breath getting a little heavier as he did. He kept his pace very slow, not wanting to spend himself too early; it was always better when he kept himself from going off right off the bat. He wished he could have learned that lesson sooner, it would have helped him in the rest of his sex life as well.

He kept clicking through, drawing out the physical stimulation while adding to the mental. A Charizard giving it to a Lucario, reverse-cowgirl style...a Feraligatr standing over a Typhlosion face-to-face, gripping him tightly as he sank deep into the Fire-type...some frottage between a buff Machoke and Nidoking...a Persian and Houndoom, doing it as quads did it best...he was getting more into it now, a bit of pre forming at his cocktip, dribbling a bit down the shaft, catching on his fingers. He took his hand off the computer mouse and reached for a tissue, not wanting to make too much of a mess that he'd have to clean up later.

He nearly leapt out of his seat when a loud BANG was issued from the door. Quickly he hid the pictures from the computer screen and scrambled out of his seat, running for the door and only realizing as he was just about to open it that he still had a very visible erection. Gah...the neighbors already think I'm weird, they'll complain if they see this...

Cautiously, he opened the door a crack, just trying to ascertain if anyone was outside. As he scanned up and down, his eyes caught sight of the human laying on the ground, moaning. His breathing and heartbeat eased as he realized who it was. "Dane...damn, man, you gave me a scare."

There wasn't any response from Dane - or at least, no coherent one. All Rik heard was mumbling, and as he opened the door wider the odor of alcohol hit his nose like a brick. "Oh, jeez...I guess it was a bad night, huh, Dane?"

Dane craned his head back, a rather glazed look in his eyes at first. Then those eyes opened wide, and a delirious grin broke out on his face. "Rik...shorry to...interrupt...yer fun times..."

"Don't...worry about that..." Rik flushed a bit. It wasn't like Dane hadn't ever seen him in this state before - they lived together, after all - but he didn't tend to be as obvious about noticing. Then again, he also clearly wasn't in his best condition, so his brain probably wasn't keeping his mouth in check so well.

Dane was well and truly a mess, he could see clearly. He wasn't an alcoholic, at least Rik didn't think he was since he rarely drank at home, but had an unfortunate tendency to binge when drinking socially, which meant that this was far from the first time he'd been so addled upon his return home. Rik had gotten well-familiarized with cleaning him off when he needed it, and wore than a few times that had involved significantly more urine or vomit than he would have liked. Fortunately, as he looked and smelled Dane over, this time it seemed to only be beer, though there was plenty of it. "What happened out there?"

"Shlipped on...shomethin'...fell into a waitress, or maybe waiter...like, like six thingsa...six thingsa beer..."

"Okay, okay, I can guess from there. Well, come on, let's get you inside..." Rik was considerably shorter than Dane so it was kind of an awkward carry, but his natural Pokémon strength helped ease the way. The first thing he did after getting the drunk human on the bed was open a window and turn on a box fan and pointed it towards the window, so that the smell would hopefully be drawn out and wouldn't overpower him; he rather loathed the smell and taste of alcohol, which was why he never went out on these escapades.

Then came the clean-up duties. Not the most pleasant thing, but it was only beer this time, nothing more potentially hazardous. Rik retrieved a wet washcloth from the bathroom, and first gave Dane's face a quick rubdown - it was the least boozed-up part of him, at least on the outside. Inside was clearly a different matter, as he was giggling and slurring words the entire time that Rik couldn't quite make out.

Next he targeted getting Dane's shirt off. It was wet, thankfully not sopping, but would still leave a damp spot on the bed that Dane would have to deal with on his own time. Some things were unavoidable, though, he could only help Dane out so much in this state. The shirt was always the hardest part, it didn't like to come off easily and required coordinating Dane's arms so that it could be pulled over them, and the dampness meant it was clinging to boot. It took a good couple minutes before Rik met with success. Making a face, he tossed the garment over towards the window, hoping that would help dry it off and keep the smell down in the room.

The cloth was brought back, and Rik set to wiping down as much of Dane's chest, arms, and back as he could manage. Usually this was easiest when Dane was out, and not awake and giddy like now; he seemed to be squirmier than usual, even, making it tough to keep him in one spot to complete the job. Part of Rik considered waiting to finish until Dane had passed out, but he had no clue when that would happen and it would just leave more liquor lingering around to stink up the apartment. So he did the best he could, eventually covering most of Dane's surface.

After a freshening of the washcloth, it was to Dane's legs. His shoes went out into the hall - everyone else could put up with the beer odor for all he cared, not that there was that much there. His pants and socks joined the shirt at the window, the fan doing a decent job of blowing the odor outside where it could dissipate. He could hear Dane giggling as he started his cleaning, and couldn't tell if he was tickling or if it was yet more of his addled brain's spontaneous utterances. The legs were at least easier and quicker to clean, requiring a lot less cooperation from their owner.

But that left one spot still untended. Ordinarily it didn't bother Rik - it wasn't like he hadn't seen all of Dane at various points in time, and cleaning around his privates was perhaps more important than the rest in order to help keep Dane sanitary. But this time he could see a slight tenting in the human's boxers, and that had him unnerved - he'd never had to clean while Dane was in a state like that.

Tentatively, he pulled away Dane's boxers, trying to avoid making contact with the contents within. Once off, he threw them over on the rest of the soaked clothes, and went back to his cloth. Gingerly, he took the cloth back into his hands and wiped down around his lower stomach and thighs, catching everything else before he had to face the inevitable, swallowing as he caught sight of Dane's half-hard member...maybe even a little beyond half at that point. He didn't really want to clean that when it was like that, lest Dane get the wrong idea...even if he was drunk out of his mind, he'd have to recognize something like that.

Then again, Dane was doing little bit drawing attention to it. "Sheems it'sh...it'sh happy to shee you, Rikki...hee hee hee..." His giddy drunken voice was also unnerving Rik. It wasn't the first time he'd come back as a more cheery and delirious type of drunk, and he knew from prior experience that Dane had a tendency to hit on people when in this state...but not him. And certainly not like that. He really must be hammered...

"I just...gotta clean you off down there, okay?" Rik hesitantly moved the cloth in his hand down to Dane's groin and wiped it down, trying to avoid any sort of motion that might have made Dane (or himself) uncomfortable. Just a few flat wipes couldn't be misinterpreted, surely...he looked off to the side as he did it, trying not to think about what he was doing, and was just about ready to be finished when he felt a hand on his own shaft. His head jerked towards Dane. "Dane, what are you-Ahh!"

Rik dropped the cloth as Dane ran his thumb along some of the barbs on his cock, sending a shockwave of pleasure through him. His breath quickened as he put his hands on the bed for support; normally that kind of sensation didn't have that much effect on him, but normally he was expecting it, and the suddenness had him reeling slightly.

"Hee hee, that'sha bitta help for ya, right, Rik? Only...only fair that ya get shomethin' in return..." Dane continued rubbing his finger along the barbs, causing Rik to close his eyes and shiver and moan, partly in shock and partly in sheer arousal.

"Ngahh...D-dane, seriously, y-you're...totally wasted, I can't...I'm not gonna t-take, ah, advantage of you-ah..."

"Nnnnnahhh, ain't takin' 'vantage of anyone, Rik, I jusht...jusht wanna make ya feel good..."

"Dane, you don't..." Rik panted, his body trying to coax him into stopping his resistance, but he pressed on. "You don't have to do this, it's fine, really..."

Finally, he felt Dane release his now-dripping cock, and willed himself to slow down his breathing. After a few seconds, he opened his eyes up and looked back down, just in time to see Dane wrap his mouth around the tip of his cock. Again a bolt of pleasure burst through him as he felt Dane's tongue slide along those barbs, and it was all he could do to keep from bucking his hips right up into the human's nose. "G-gah! Dane!"

Dane giggled lightly as he worked his mouth further down onto Rik's spiny shaft, his hand reaching out to fondle the orbs hidden underneath the Zangoose's fur. Now Rik was powerless to stop Dane, or himself; he gripped the bed, not moving from his place as he let the blowjob continue, panting and crying out softly. His hips moved slightly, trying to start finding more purchase for that pleasurable treatment, but Dane seemed to anticipate each movement and bobbed his head with it, only keeping that little bit in his mouth and using his tongue and hands for most of the rest of the treatment.

He only began taking more in on his own time, bobbing down a little bit further and tickling those barbs at every opportunity he got to make Rik go nuts. The Zangoose could only clench his teeth as he felt his end fast approaching, his ministrations earlier having put him closer to the edge already. He tried to give warning but his words were coming out as nothing more than stuttered moans; he hoped he could gain a little control over himself and pull out before it happened...

That went out the window the moment Dane suddenly sank down on his cock, swallowing and taking it all the way to the root, enveloping it in his warm mouth and throat. Rik's eyes bugged out as he almost shouted, his orgasm hitting and sending his cock spurting his thick semen into Dane. The human didn't stay down on him long, pulling back up quickly to catch most of the load right in his mouth, swallowing it only after enjoying its taste.

Only after Dane released him fully did Rik find it in himself to step backwards. "Holy shit..." He was panting briskly, finding it hard to come down all the way from the high of his orgasm, one so intensely and unexpectedly drawn from him, by a human roommate who'd never done more than make a snarky comment about seeing him hard. Dane had come home drunk plenty of times and nothing even close to this had happened before, he had no clue what could have gotten into him.

But it didn't seem to be over. "You're gonna...you're gonna finish thish right, ain'tcha?" Dane had rolled over onto his back, spreading his legs wide and exposing his ass to the Zangoose. Rik could see his cock standing straight in the air, hard as he'd ever seen it before. "C'mon, Rik, ya...ya gotta do thish, it'sh right..."

"Dane...are you...are you really sure?" As far as they'd gone already, Rik couldn't find it in himself to really fight against the drunken will of his human roommate any longer. His arousal was still aflame, and his cock was begging him for more action, desperate to dive into that hole and use it for all it was worth. If Dane wasn't going to object, drunk or not, Rik was going to give him what he wanted.

"Yesh...pleash, Rikki...I, I need thish..."

That was enough for him. No longer hesitant, Rik crawled over and on top of Dane, resting his furry stomach on Dane's, the human's cock rubbing up against his fur and earning a pleasured moan. Dane lifted his legs up a bit, giving Rik a good view of his opening, and the Zangoose obliged by holding him up in that position. Rik lined himself up carefully, and then, with a slow push, pressed up to and inside the tight hole, feeding his cock slowly and surely into his eager target, working back and forth slightly as he sank in deeper and deeper. It wasn't even a minute before he was in all the way, Rik's hips meeting Dane's rump as they both moaned out in pure pleasure.

They stayed together like that for a bit, each reveling in the amazing feeling of the other, then Rik started pulling out slowly, Dane panting and moaning loudly as the barbs ran against his insides. When he was a bit more than halfway out, the Zangoose pushed in again, harder and faster, delivering a fine jab to Dane's prostate in the process and causing the human's cock to jerk and spurt a bit of pre. From here Rik started to thrust steadily, slowly at first and building up to a moderate pace, the process easing as his own pre smoothed his movements.

For Rik, it was nothing short of fantastic; it had been a long time since he'd gotten his rocks off with someone else, and never with a human before. Dane was tight in a way that his Pokémon partners hadn't been, and the way he responded was so much more forceful, his clenching stronger and more pleasurable. And Dane appeared to be having a heavenly experience as well, with the combination of the stimulation on his sensitive spots, the barbs on Rik's cock, and the fur rubbing against his own dick and balls providing a smorgasbord of pleasure that seemed to be penetrating his drunkenness quite effectively. He couldn't help but cry out for more, urging his Pokémon to bring him up higher, give him everything all at once.

Still the Zangoose kept going steadily, holding his speed back expertly; having already came once, it was easier for him to wait and build it up further. He was also just careful enough to keep Dane from releasing, knowing that the human wouldn't have as much control in his current state; he changed up his positioning and speed whenever it seemed like Dane was getting too close, every easing met with a delirious moan, a mixture of disappointment and anticipation.

And so it continued, for over twenty minutes, a feat Rik didn't even know he had in him; just a constant assault of pleasure, working them both for all they were worth. But finally, Rik felt that urge starting to build, and he knew it was time for the finale. Suddenly he picked up the pace, doing almost double-time to what he was before, laying on Dane all the stimulation he could, the human's pleasured cries bringing sweet satisfaction to his ears.

Dane came first, his body jerking and spasming as he spewed his seed all over Rik's and his stomachs, the long build-up ensuring he had plenty to give. Seeing this, Rik let go, slamming in hard and crying out as he burst forward, covering Dane's insides with his pent-up fluids. He ground his hip's against Dane's rear, forcing every drop he could out of his cock, trying to fill him to the brim. Eventually, the flow tapered off, along with the pleasurable peak, leaving them both well-sated and exhausted. Rik collapsed onto Dane, both of them panting hard, their breaths finally slowing as sleep took them.


When Rik awoke the next morning, he could already hear the water running in the shower. Memories of the previous night's activities were impossible to dispel; what had happened was utterly unexpected and it had him worried and perplexed. He managed to get himself sitting up but that was as far as he got, his mind too preoccupied to do much more.

That was how Dane found him when he emerged from the bathroom - sitting there, staring off into space. Smiling, he draped his towel over the chair and sat next to him. "Thanks for cleaning me up last night...sorry to have come back so shit-faced."

"...Yeah, it was...it was nothing. Um...do you...remember much from last night?"

"Well, if you're talking about between the party and getting home...I was pretty fucking hammered, everything's a blur. But, if you're asking about what we did together...even if you hadn't fucked me semi-lucid, it was all over me when I woke up, I'd have to be the biggest simpleton on the planet not to put two and two together."

"Jeez...Dane, I'm sorry, I didn't mean for-" A finger to his mouth put him into silence.

"Now don't you start apologizing over something you didn't do, Rik. I know I roped you in, even without remembering that exactly. It's been on my mind for a while now, I figured I'd end up letting it slip sooner or later."

"You wanted me?"

"Well..." Dane's face flushed. "I...I'll be honest, Rik, I...I kinda got fucked by a couple Pokémon in the last month. Before that I'd never really thought about going outside the species, but after that...well, I kinda found myself wanting you more and more. And, it was hard for me to not think about it...I was having trouble scoring because I wanted to be with you. It wasn't really my intention to get plastered when I tried approaching you, but, well, here we are."

"It just...surprised me, is all. But, Dane...I guess I never really thought about you that way before, but...I guess now that I know you're interested...well, it's kind of appealing. I just...I'm not sure what it is just yet, it's so new..."

"You don't have to know. Let's enjoy our time for now, and we can figure out our feelings later." Dane scooted closer to Rik, putting one arm around the Zangoose's shoulders while another trailed down towards his groin. "You know, I feel like I wasn't in shape to give you the best time yesterday...how about I make up for that right now?"

Rik's blush seemed hardly attenuated by his fur. "A-ah...Dane, I...you don't have to..." he stammered out, in that tone of voice which clearly bespoke that any objection wasn't his own.

"But I want to." He drew Rik closer, bringing their faces together as they began a long, deep kiss. His memories from the previous night were a haze, only telling him the most basic facts...this time, he was going to be sure they were clear and unforgettable.