Cold Storage

shalmendo tapped iri's shoulder lightly. iri stiffened, then relaxed as he remembered that shalmendo was along a sort of bodyguard, "what?" shalmendo motioned to katie. iri took a moment to realize what shalmendo wanted, "oh!

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Earliest Work Compilation

And yes, i am -the- shalmendo (like tiggers, there's only one!) who wrote these stories, so of course i have full copyright over them.

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Steamed Buns

Steamed buns by: shalmendo © 2015 for: cheery314(silent-hunter) "silent!" came a call. the vanguard looked up from dusting some of the collected items his master kept in a small display room in the basement. "yes, master?" he called back.

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A Party With Milkshakes

A party with milkshakes by: shalmendo © 2015 for: silent-hunter/cheery314 "where are we going, master?" silent-hunter asked curiously as he stepped into the lift.

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Out West Nobody Can Hear You Shrink

Out west, nobody can hear you shrink by: shalmendo © 2015 for: lawliet (chaoscomm) silver c was a typical western outlaw, having committed several crimes and atrocities across texas.

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DigiHell

Digihell by: shalmendo © 2016 for: anonymous client agumon gasped as he ran wildly through the trees surrounding him. he was panting, and he was tired. but he couldn't stop. he was being pursued.

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A Strange and Tiny Happening

A strange and tiny happening by: shalmendo © 2015 for: evil sprite what could only be described as a 'great rending of the heavens' awoke a group of people who had no clue where they were, or why they were all naked, save for the dogtags they had been

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Commission Terms and Info

**Please make sure to read this document in it's entirety! You cannot blame me for not fully reading the terms and conditions.** I am available to do writing commissions. This does include sexually charged stories, encounters, etc, with various...

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Test Subject Sprite

Test subject sprite by: shalmendo © 2015 for: evil sprite it was a lovely and beautiful day outside. the birds were singing and the sun was shining down so happily that it almost put a song in sprite's heart. almost.

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Gymnastic Extirpation

Gymnastic extirpation by: shalmendo © 2015, all rights reserved. for: coolest it was time for his workout. coolest had recently gotten a gym membership at a nearby building and he finally had the time to stop in and actually do some working out.

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