Sleeping without the Remote (Otherwise Untitled)
#24 of short stories a dragon tries to sleep through an infomercial. ~ the dragon writhed against the cushions of the couch. he was warm. he was comfortable.
Wench Winch
Ever since that new infomercial hit the late-night airwaves, it's been impossible to keep up with the demands. the infomercial starts with a delectable young furry fem bound to a wall, whom they introduce as stacy.
The Murrcon Part 1
infomercial...\*click\*... infomercial... \*click... infomercial... \*click\*... i was only half paying attention to the inane diatribe issuing from the idiot box before me.
Pet's-R-Us (Part 1)
If you are inquiring about our infomercial, press two. if-,' neiko jabbed at the two button and the voice of the vixen from the infomercial came on the line.'obviously you are lonely and we at pet's-r-us can help.
An infomercial for a snuff movie
This is an infomercial, to be shown on cable channels (at times when it is assumed the children are asleep) and adults-only streaming channels.
Raptor Poof
#3 of mesozoica a compsognathus orders diapers from a infomercial...and has impure thoughts about the celebrity deinonychus endorsing said diapers. thkrla chittered as she nibbled on some dried anoles.
Get Bit: Make Lycanthropy Work for You!
The buzzy infomercial music increases in volume as the screen fades to blue with yellow text.
break.Away() - The point of withdrawl - C1/2
Turning on the tv, he flips through infomercial after infomercial, eventually drifting to sleep. it wasn't very hard for samuel to fall asleep. in fact, it almost felt like something was helping him into the realm of dreams.
Kinktober Day Twenty-Five: Transformation
It was that thought that had you watching infomercials late at night... and those infomercials that led you to where you were now; it was strange... a mostly empty room, though there are plenty of little cabinets nestled onto the wall.
First Afternoon
He chances another look to the television, seeing another repeat of the pitch as infomercials are prone to doing.
Chapter 1 - A Lie and a Secret.
Gabe winced, and continued flipping through infomercials. i sighed, accepting the fact that little conversation would go on, now that gabe settled on an old episode of batman.
A Guilty Conscience
It was another infomercial now, selling another piece of miracle fitness equipment. he took in a deep breath, and lay back down on the bed. _it was only a dream_. the tv clicked off.