Raptor Poof

Story by Carpi on SoFurry

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#3 of Mesozoica

A Compsognathus orders diapers from a infomercial...and has impure thoughts about the celebrity Deinonychus endorsing said diapers.


Thkrla chittered as she nibbled on some dried anoles. Most of her pack was either away at work or tending to the anole hutch out back. Her diaper rustled as the _Compsognathus_adjusted her position on the child-sized sofa as she channel surfed.

"Let's see..." she muttered as she flipped through the channels. "Food Network. Mesozoican News. Cartoon Network."

It was then she saw an ad for a car seat designed for small Mesozoicans. "Oh come on, a baby carrier works just as well and it's cheaper!" She rolled her eyes.

"Tired of diapers that don't fit or perform poorly? Tired of diapers with no designs or embarrassing patterns and colors?"

That got Thkrla's attention. She looked down at the diaper wrapped around her rump. Like all of her pack, she wore a size 4 baby diaper with a hole cut out for her tail and modified with a crude tail gather made from duct tape. The diaper was quite comfortable and did a pretty good job at containing her messes but the cute zoo animal motif on it was rather childish.

She then resumed watching said infomercial.

The first scene was of an Utahraptor comically trying to squeeze into a diaper that was clearly too small for him with a big red "X" through said scene. That was followed with a Velociraptor wearing a diaper that had been patched up with duct tape. The same red X then overlaid the scene.

The final scenes were of a Deinonychus wearing a plain white diaper and a Compy wearing what was obviously a baby's diaper with an extremely childish motif of cartoon clouds and suns. Both of them had the same red "X" marking overlaying them.

"Go on," the Compy muttered as the infomercial continued.

"Well, no need to put up with inferior diapers! Introducing Cretaceous Comforts, a diaper tailored for the Mesozoican body!"

The scene on the TV then switched to a studio scene with four Deinonychus and a Human. An Utahraptor in a modified three-piece suit (that did a rather poor job of hiding the diaper she was wearing) entered after them.

An info splash on the bottom identified the Utahraptor as "Tskralla - founder of Cretaceous Comforts". Applause was then heard as the group all took their seats.

The camera then panned over to the Human and his four Deinonychus. Another info splash identified them as "Owen Grady and Raptor Squad (Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo)".

"Mr. Grady, it is an honor to have you and your squad as official representatives of Cretaceous Comforts," Tskralla said. She shook hands with Owen and snuffled into the nostrils of the four Deinonychus as was the traditional Mesozoican scent-exchange greeting.

"My pleasure," Owen said, returning the handshake.

Tskralla continued. "So, what exactly made you choose Cretaceous Comforts?"

Blue chittered excitedly as her feathers ruffled and her orange eyes sparkled. "They are amazingly comfortable! It's like they were custom designed to fit me!" She then stood up, showing how the diaper hugged the curves of her body and accentuated her lithe form. "And their design is thin and discreet, allowing for all manners of athletic activities without hindrance! It suits a predator like myself perfectly! And it shows off my curves! Kudos to Cretaceous Comforts for knowing their audience and designing a diaper catering to their needs."

A nervous chuckle from Owen was the only response to Blue's comment about the diaper. She was always the one to show off any padding she wore.

Charlie was next to speak. "I like the cute designs," she said. She held up one of the diapers and pointed a claw to the cute but not overly infantile design of fern and gingko leaves that decorated the diaper. "It's playful enough that it makes me feel cute but not so hatchlingish that I can't go out in public with it. Thanks Cretaceous Comforts for providing diapers with designs that are playful and cute but not overly hatchlingish!"

Delta coughed for a moment as she tried to find her voice. "The fit is amazing. I mean, Blue and I wear the same size diaper and despite our different body shapes, they fit both of us perfectly." She then looked away and wrung the green feathers on her arms, not sure if she wanted to talk about what else she liked about them." Seeing as Tskralla was looking at her expectantly, she relented. "And the leakguards, tapes and gathers are very well made. I've never had a leak or had the tapes fail. Even when I've -- ahem -- 'used' the diaper multiple times. "

"Cretaceous Comforts are the best diapers ever!" Echo exclaimed. "No tears and no tapes coming loose! Even when I'm working in the field and I had just taken a--"

"And we get the picture," Tskralla said, cutting Echo off before she went into undoubtedly graphic detail about how well the diaper contained her messes. "So do you endorse Cretaceous Comforts?"

"Hell yeah, I do!"

"Well, obviously, I don't wear them," Owen said, garnering a chuckle from the audience. "But the tapes are easy to adjust and remove and they have amazing odor control. Not to mention, the packaging they come in is resealable and incredibly tough. Plus, the diapers are very durable. Perfect for the rough conditions that my squad and I work in." He then turned to the audience. "I am Owen Grady of Raptor Squad and I only use Cretaceous Comforts for my squad. Because they deserve nothing but the best."

Applause was heard as Owen finished speaking.

"And there we have it," Tskralla said. "Cretaceous Comforts are Raptor Squad approved!"

The audience applauded loudly as the scene faded out and was replaced by ordering information.

Thkrla shifted slightly as she soiled her diaper and took a drink from a water-filled shot glass sitting on the wooden end table next to her couch. "Well, if Raptor Squad uses these diapers, they must be good," she said. She reached over for a notepad and a pencil to write down the company's website and the promotional code from the TV advertisement.

"Blue looks sexy in that diaper, don't you think?"

Thkrla dropped her notepad in shock as she turned around on the sofa to see a white and grey mottled Compsognathus perched on the back of the sofa. "Kthltan, don't scare me like that!" she snapped.

Kthltan chittered and sat next to the female Compy. "Or what?" he asked. "You'll poop your diaper?" He sniffed the air and poked at the diaper Thkrla was wearing. "Smells like you did that already!"

Thkrla growled and unceremoniously pushed him off the couch. "Don't you have some anoles to be tending to?" She bared her teeth and hissed at him

Kthltan snorted and exited through the sliding glass doors. Thkrla felt a hot sensation welling up inside of her as she imagined Blue in all her slender, feathered glory caressing her and licking her snout, their diapers crinkling as they--

Thkrla immediately stopped that line of thought. She looked around, hoping no one had seen her rubbing her soiled diaper. Still with that warmth in the pit of her stomach, the Compsognathus jumped onto the full-sized coffee table where a computer customized for micro-theropods had been set up.

She booted up the computer and got onto the Cretaceous Comforts website to order the diapers using the computer's voice command program. The website itself was very austere; the only indication to what it sold was a small blurb under the site's header: Cretaceous Comforts. Diapers for the Discerning Dinosaur. Curiously, there was no mention of the celebrity endorsement.

"So, it looks like they did live up to their TV ad," the Compy said. She browsed through the diapers they had in stock. They had all sizes available, ranging from micro-theropods like herself all the way to massive diapers designed for _Utahraptor_and similar sized dromaeosaurs. As for prints, they offered only three choices: stylized claws and fangs; gingko and fern leaves; and a dino-footprint pattern. She also noted that two new prints (eggshells and feathers) were coming soon.

Thkrla decided to order a large bag of diapers. The TV promo code allowed her to get another bag at half price. Using her pack's shared credit card, she placed the order and then shut down the computer.

It was then that an unpleasant smell wafted into her nostrils. That and the sensation of a gooey mess sticking to her rump reminded her that she had been sitting in a poopy diaper for over half an hour.

The Compy got off the coffee table and grabbed a fresh diaper and her changing supplies from the corner. She laid down, undid the diaper's tabs and removed the tape wrapped around her tail. She swore and hissed as the tape stuck to her hands. Nevertheless, she managed to get the soiled diaper off and wipe her cloaca.

She unfolded the fresh diaper and laid down on it. A sprinkling of baby powder on her rump and inside the diaper followed. With only minor difficulty, she managed to get the diaper taped up and pull her tail through the hole she had previously cut in the diaper. A long strip of duct tape was wrapped the base of her tail and the diaper as a tail gather.

"Hopefully, with Cretaceous Comforts, I don't have to do this anymore," the Compy muttered as she threw the diaper and the tape away.

Her snout scrunched up in disgust as she opened the diaper pail and tossed her soiled diaper inside. As she put the stepladder away, she reminded herself to take the pail out to the curb so the recycling company could pick it up and exchange it for an empty pail. A glance at the empty box of diapers sitting in the corner reminded her that she needed to confirm the delivery of some extra diapers.

It was amazing how many diapers thirty incontinent Compsognathus went through.

Thkrla headed into the kitchen when the phone rang. There, ten of her packmates were seated at a child-sized table with a platter of grilled anoles. They ignored her as she clambered onto a stepladder and pressed the speakerphone button.

An automated voice came out of the speakerphone. "Shoprite home delivery service. Your order is ready. Press pound to confirm order of: 2 boxes of size 4 Shoprite diapers. Delivery to: 14 Hornbeam Drive--"

The voice was cut off as the Compy pressed the pound button. "Thank you. Your order should arrive within twenty minutes." She then hung up and went to go get an anole from the platter.


(One week later)

Thkrla lay on the coffee table as she browsed through her private collection of pictures of Blue that she had taken off of various websites. She chittered in delight as she saw a picture of Blue posing next to some wild boar she and her squad had taken. A familiar heat rose up from her stomach as she noticed that Blue's diaper with its playful print of gingko and fern leaves had an obvious lump under her tail.

She licked her teeth as she imagined Blue in a messy diaper and cutely begging for the Compy to change her diaper. A spike of heat ran down to her cloaca as her tail twitched at the scene.

The doorbell rang, further preventing any lewd thoughts. Thkrla switched windows to show a live feed from the front security camera. She chirped as she saw a UPS deliveryman with a cart loaded with a large cardboard box. She zoomed in on the package and chittered in delight as she saw that that it was from Cretaceous Comforts. She got off the coffee table and headed to the foyer, where an intercom system mounted at Human shin-height was visible next to the large door. She spoke into the intercom.

"Who is it?"

"Delivery for Thkrla," the deliveryman replied through the intercom.

Said Compy then pressed a button next to the intercom that opened the large door. "Door's open!"

The larger door swung open as the deliveryman entered and unloaded the cardboard box. "Are you, Thkrla?" he asked, struggling somewhat with the Mesozoican name.

"Great. I need you to sign this." The man kneeled down and placed a tablet on the ground. The Compy used her claw to sign her name on the electronic tablet. The deliveryman bade her farewell and exited with his cart, shutting the door behind him.

Thkrla chirp-coughed, which brought several members of her pack running from the bedrooms.

"What's in the box?" a green Compy asked.

"You'll find out later," Thkrla replied. "Just help me move this to the living room."

The group of six Compys managed to lift the cardboard box and carry it to the living room where they stuck in the corner next to the other diapering supplies.

Thkrla grabbed a small stepstool and used her claw to open the box. As she did so, the strong scent of plastic and baby powder wafted up from within. She carefully pulled one of the bags free from the box. She chittered in happiness. She had finally gotten the Cretaceous Comforts diapers that she had so desperately wanted to try.

She held the bag to her muzzle and took a deep sniff, inhaling the scent of baby powder mingled with the herbal-woody scent of the odor neutralizers added to the diapers. The Compy took the plastic bag in her claws and examined it closely.

The bag itself was a light green color with a forest decoration on it. The words "Cretaceous Comforts" printed along the top in smooth rounded letters reminiscent of polished rocks. A large info splash on the front of the bag read "Raptor Squad approved!"

At the lower corner of the bag was some writing that indicated the size of diaper and the count. Size 1 and 230 respectively.

Thkrla slit open the bag, pulled out one of the diapers and unfolded it. The diaper itself looked sort of like an ordinary size 4 diaper for a Human infant except it had a tail hole with gathers and tapes and it had a slightly different cut to accommodate the generally leaner form of a Mesozoican. As was advertised, the prints were one of stylized claws and fangs.

She gently sniffed the diaper as if admiring a new perfume. The scent of baby powder and woody herbals practically intoxicated the Compy.

The Compy opened the diaper and gently rubbed the inside, marveling at how soft it was. She then turned to the rest of her pack who was watching her fawn over the diapers.

She held up a diaper. "Who wants to try one?"

The six other Compys began chirping in hopes that she would pick them.

"And has a soiled diaper," she added. The chirping stopped as the other Compys dispersed but Krckactan_,_ wearing his usual coveralls and chain collar approached her. The orange _Compsognathus_looked at the new pack of diapers in the middle of the living room.

A few short sniffs of the air confirmed that Krckactan had indeed dirtied his diaper.

"I can't believe you're using diapers during the day," Thkrla muttered as Krckactan lay down on the tile floor and she got the changing supplies.

"Hey, _you_try using a Human toilet without falling in!" Krckactan snapped as he removed his coveralls, exposing his drooping diaper.

Thkrla rolled her eyes and undid the tapes on Krckactan's diaper. She recoiled slightly at the scent of Compy dung as she grabbed some wipes and began cleaning his cloaca and rump.

A sprinkle of baby powder and the new diaper was slid under his rump. The tapes on the front were fastened and then the tail tape.

"All done!" Thkrla patted her packmate's rump.

Krckactan chittered in delight as he rubbed his diaper, reveling in how soft it was. "Wow, these diapers are comfy!"

The female Compy then put Krckactan's coveralls aside. "And you won't need this. The diapers are made extra-tough for Mesozoicans."

Krckactan got up, his diaper crinkling as he did so. "Okay. My partner's picking me up today." He then headed to the kitchen to give his partner a call.

Thkrla looked through the sliding glass door at the anole hutch in the backyard and then at the computer on coffee table. The Compy climbed onto the coffee table and logged into her account. She was immediately greeted with her desktop wallpaper depicting a cartoonified Blue in a messy diaper.

The female Compy opened her folder containing pictures of Blue and began browsing. Her claw began to caress the outside of her diaper.

Feeding and mucking out the anole hutch could wait until she was finished.