Talking Gerbils

"oh, we're not given names until we're sold," the gerbil replied. "that's an owner's prerogative. for now, just call me gerbil." "they're well spoken, too.

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Teaser: Gerbil 07

"do you have any idea how hard it is to sex a two-day-old gerbil?" "i'm gerbil-o-seven!" "you're the seventh prototype in the series. do i need to restrict your netflix privileges again?" "what happened to prototypes one through six?"

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The Lead Crown, Ch 8.6 Malcom (Part 2)

The prince slowly rose to a standing position; he recognized the gerbil's accent. "strange... i wouldn't have figured a wyrian for a kidnapper..." the gerbil pulled out a metal rod. "we ain't 'ere t'kidnap..."

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Fathom's Phantoms, Ch 23: After-Effects

It was at least five minutes into the procedure when the gerbil spoke up. "so... what dmitri said about what you did before sigma-echo...?"

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The Demon Sound

Gloria comforted, "man, i remember that one time i ran into that one gerbil." jeffery chuckled, "gerbil!?" "hey," said gloria, "don't laugh. you know well enough things might not be what they seem to be.

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Mind Your Mother

Said a sassy teenaged gerbil in a pink t-shirt. the mother looked down at the gerbil boy, andrew, and up at his sister.

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Farm Maid

She cleaned the gerbil cage and the gerbil was happier than it was with the soiled cage. she placed it in an air-condishioned cage. she placed a gerbil dropping in her pocket for good luck.

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The Price of Slavery

He leaned in close and nibbled the gerbil's shoulder, "i want to take you to a more... private entertainment. something darker...." the gerbil nuzzled against dungeon master's thick finger and licked at the appendage.

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To Have chapter 5

But her mind was focused, targeted on the gerbil. she had to stop her first. instinct seemed to have gripped the crowd around the gerbil, snapping them out of their shock.

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Why ask Why

The canine looked up as the door opened allowing a suit dressed gerbil to waddle into the room. "mark?" "yes." he quickly answered.

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Wheels and Gears that Turn

The energy forces the lax gerbil to move to keep from being injured by the motion of the wheel it was on. suddenly, i put the pencil to the paper and words being their flow from one onto the other.

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