The Missing Motive

We've all been so busy with dealing with the investigation, that we haven't had a chance to give you a taste of what british nobility can be like. what do you say the two of us go out for the day?

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Teaser: Gerbil 07

"Good morning, James!" That meant the Old Man had a mission for me. I sat up and ran a paw through my whiskers. "Morning, Old Man. Gerbil-O-Seven reporting, ready once again to save the world and get the girl. What's the deal?" "I do wish you...

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Deep in the Heart of the Alley

A british thug beating people up on camera wasn't an ideal assignment, but a viral sensation that doesn't want to be found was something else.

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Whiskey Heaves

"and as for you, mister cocaine and fast women," the otter mumbled, his british accent making even his slurred speech sound refined, "i find your entire style wholly derivative of guns 'n roses."

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A.D.F.

Ooh this could be messy But you don't seem to mind Ooh don't go telling everybody And overlook this supposed crime -Alanis Morissette - Hands Clean DISCLAIMER: I know that almost every character here should have Geordie accents. But...

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A Fox Amongst Wolves Part 10: Sickness

It took her a minute to fully understand what i said, shelby has as much of a hard time understanding my american accent as i did her british accent. "well blimey, if it's so important then i know what you could do.

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An British Werewolf in New York

John had grabbed his coat and keys and headed for the door. He was a bit nervous and didn't know what to expect, but he was going to do it anyhow. John had met a man online named Darren, and they had agreed to meet tonight, while John was staying in...

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Jake Long's British Demise

He then walks to his throne and relaxes by watching various earth news sites covering the disappearance, reappearance and "mysterious apocalyptic devastation" of the mighty british isle.

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A Christmas Truce

Just our luck to be in the front line on Christmas Eve. And a colder, wetter, filthier Christmas Eve I had never known, nor hope to again. "Ruddy perishing perishing ruddy...." Barrie muttered. He'd been trying to strike a match for the last...

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A Chance of Serendipity: Ch.2

A Chance of Serendipity: Chapter 2 Chapter 2: Getting Closer "You there?" Sean asked as he walked out of his apartment in to the long hallway. Nothing there. He walked down to the elevator as he pressed the...

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Rearrange the Stars

"I guess I still don't know what love is," he says, picking up his beer, taking a long swig, and setting it back down with a thud. "After all these years you'd think I'd have some idea." I'm tight lipped, I don't quite know how to respond to...

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Yankee Cowboy

Liz would be the first to admit, it was the accent that hooked her. The mare had been smitten when trying to explain to David, a Shire horse she knew from work, that the term "Southern Yank." Was as paradoxical as Liz calling David a "Wales...

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