Thyme and the Slutty Fruitcake
I loved your fruitcake. i...i_am_loving your fruitcake...right now." he glanced back at me, clearly confused, and i hung my head, the insides of my ears turning red as i blushed.
The Christmas Party
Those radioactive green and red pieces of candy they put on top of that dried-up brick of bread they dare call fruitcake." "i've actually never even seen a fruitcake before tonight." "well, you'll just have to take my word for it.
Heat
Shut up fruitcake, i´m pretty sure i will. we´ll leave in a couple of hours. get your stuff ready. you boys take care of each other, and be here by tomorrow morning! it´s ok mom, we´ll use my localizer!
Luncheons & Dragons - Book 1 - Chapter 1 (Stuffing, F)
"gustin, fetch me the fruitcake." the firbolg nodded. "yes, your majesty. forgive me my slippery memory--you mean to ask for the one you'll serve to the delegation tomorrow?" the queen nodded. "yes, the very same.
Iron and Rust Chapter 6
"move it, fruitcake!" "ow!" the husky had been heading outside to the busses when rod had trampled into him and roughly shoved him to the side.
Iron and Rust Chapter 5
"you go to a fuckin' saloon and dye your fur, fruitcake?" now quite angry, russ snapped, "no. it's natural. but if you're so interested, why don't you go try it, asshole." the bear's eyes narrowed and his cohorts oohed in response.
Clarity - Epilogue: The Future, Past, and Everyday
"...a fruitcake, penn?" "a deluxe fruitcake, even. thought it'd be appropriate for the occasion, with you all gathered here." "'scuse me? you, uh... tryin' to make a statement, or...?" "hm...? ahh, right, context. context is key.
Benedictus: Sinner's Sanctum
"neither is fruitcake according to some people," nalin joked before suddenly looking quite serious. "now that i think about it, bloxan kind of reminds me of a two-thousand year old fruitcake."
Help for Mankind - Part 3 - Torrent
"fruitcake," i muttered and he giggled.
Manic's Repayment 3
"please, have you ever had a fight with sonic before, fruitcake? what makes you think you could fight me off, let alone get away from me?" infinite crosses his arms and says, "he should be drugged up enough already to just lock him in.
Manic's Repayment 2
Scourge says, "shadow didn't cum in you because he's not a fruitcake like you. real men don't cum in other men's mouths. heh, no, they blow their load elsewhere, right?" shadow pulls his gun away, his other hand letting go of manic.
Adam & Frank: Epilogue
"leave the fruitcake! trust me," said herb, behind his hand. "i heard that, herb! one of these days i'm going to take adam up on his advice that wives of unruly husbands should 'cage 'em and peg 'em', don't think i won't, herb.