Blessed Curses
Mostly slow at the start with there being more cows near the barn side of things along with an unexpected problem for malcolm in the form of cowpies.
"Moo For Me" - Story by Kaz
Looking down at the ground, his eyes widened and his blush intensified a bit as he realized he'd found the creamy cowpie the cow had made, still soft as it spread out over the grass here.
Presto - Chapter 3
Supposed to look like a cartoon rendering of piped white frosting, if one had applied said icing with a pastry bag the size of a muumuu, and piled it in artless lumps three times larger than the largest footpaw, before stomping in them like unanticipated cowpies
Scent of a Bull
There was never any self control or anything resembling that in her eyes as she would make cowpie after pie. when the final weeks before she finally gave birth came, christine was talking less and less to marcos.
Seven Flushes
Shit, turd, poo, crap, excrement, feces, cowpie... the plumber finally came to fix you up the next wednesday. you felt violated when he put his plunger down your throat but it was a small piece to pay to finally get rid of the elephant dung.
So You Want To Be A Cow
With my pants starting to shred off, i found shameful relief in continuing to grow the cowpie behind my boots.
The Buckhides - Farm Life
Her palms stretched out for martha, the brown cow whistling away until the bright pink pucker stretched wide open, a thick pile of cowpie covering her cupped hands. "that's lovely martha!"
Refinding King Lion (Second Eternity - Eps 14)
The cowpies had to have come from someone, and sure enough, there were four bucentaurs (bulls and cows) grazing in a grassy field, while nearby, a few assyrian faemousetaur priests spoke with the golden yak and valerian mouse.
The Heat
She didn't turn around to see her mess until fully dressed, at which point the resemblance of what she made to a cowpie was undeniable.
Apprentice Book 3
Maia looked at her brother like he stepped in a cowpie. "master rornes is rands. we maybe shares him but we don't poach. besides mister bigwords - i would have ta holds him down and all that. and i aint not lae... i is a female."
Delayed Embrace
Actually, i haven't been living in havensfield long, but long enough to inherit a great deal of money from an uncle who for one, i never really knew and two i didn't think gave a flying cowpie about me after the awful falling out we had.
Delayed Embrace
Actually, i haven't been living in havensfield long, but long enough to inherit a great deal of money from an uncle who for one, i never really knew and two i didn't think gave a flying cowpie about me after the awful falling out we had.