Peanut Butter

We still got peanut butter, right, mom?" "have," emily corrected. "do we still have peanut butter, and yes, we do." if her son didn't want to spend extravagantly, she wasn't going to protest.

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Bread and Butter

There wasn't anything special about that day's work. There rarely is, to be honest. You know the language that is used to promote porn videos - "_see X take Y's massive dick...and wanting more and more!"_ ...and the like, or... "_Watch X get screwed by...

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Detention (Otherwise Untitled)

He waved an arm freely into the otherwise empty room, "peanut butter doesn't spoil! it just becomes butterier!", his rambling exaltation continued.

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Six

Chapter Six   The first thing Grape realized when her senses began to return to her was that she was comfortable.  Her head rested on a big soft pillow, and she was laying on a smooth, silky bed.  The sheets that covered her were soft as well, leaving...

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Five

Chapter Five   Grape had no idea how long she stayed like that, crying on her front porch.  She barely noticed as the sky opened up and began to pour rain on her, soaking her fur and leaving it sticking to her skin.  Lightning flashed and thunder...

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Four

Chapter Four   "He's in the house," Grape explained to the Pomeranian as they hid behind the next door neighbor's bushes. "How badly did he hurt Max?" Tarot asked.  Grape had explained everything on their way over. "I don't think he did any permanent...

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Three

Chapter Three   "I just can't figure it out," Mr. Sandwich exclaimed.  "Last night, there was a great big burn on his back!" "Well, I don't see anything of the sort," the vet replied.  He ran his hand down Peanut's back, and the pup didn't complain in...

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Two

Chapter Two   "Mom!  Dad!" Grape yelled as she clumsily opened the door to her house, carrying Peanut inside.  "Wake up!" Hearing the desperate tone of her voice, both the Sandwich parents got out of bed and came running downstairs. "Grape, what's...

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut

Chapter One   It was a dark night, and the silver moon peeked through the clouds, providing only the meanest amount of light for Peanut and Grape Sandwich as they made their way home from the movie theater.  They had begged for their parents to...

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Peanut Butter and Milkbones

But soon the peanut butter was gone and the dog was on holiday, eating out the husky's hole with abandon. kennedy stroked himself on all fours, using the peanut butter on his hand as a crude lubricant.

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Toni's Diary Entry #6 - Peanut Butter Theater

If you've ever seen the vine of that baby covered head-to-toe with peanut butter; that's pretty much close to what was happening.

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Edge Walking. Chap 10: Butter. Pure Freakin' Butter.

Chapter 10: butter. pure freakin' butter. characters: jamie: 16 year old white bunny. male. carwyn: 22 year old orange fox. male. four inch by four inch sheet rattling and rustling with a reverberating sound, metallic in nature.

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