"An egg! I can't be about to lay an egg!" Mary fretted in her hummingbird way as she came out of the nurse's office." Eggs are supposed to be painful, and ouchy... and I can't do it."
Some other of the birds looked at her fretting and rolled their...
Bird, Egg, Egg Laying, Humor, Ostrich, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Switch up, agony, fun, hummingbird, witch
The Snork Maidan was in the woods tossing a large fruit back and forth with the Silk-Monkey.
"You like Moomintroll why?" Asked the silk-monkey.
"Well," answered the Snork Maiden indignantly, "because he's so strong and manly, and he's very very...
Humor, M/F, Moomin, Ouch, Pain, Snork Maiden, ballbusting, kick, sniff
As the possum couple walked out of the theater, Mina couldn't keep the big amused grin off her face. Osmund looked over at her as she let out a chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Osmund asked.
"I just keep thinking," Mina said, "about when that character...
Amnesia, Forget, Humor, Magic, Opossum, Ouch, Pain, Possum, Time Reversal, Time Trick, Time travel, ballbusting, goddess, reversal, time
"Tips for smaller dragons," Starflight said, reading the battle scroll out loud, "If you are a smaller dragon, and you are fighting a dragon of a bigger size, specifically male, get in close underneath them, and kick them in the..." Starflight went...
Dragon, Embarassment, Humiliation, Humor, Pain, Starflight, Sunny, Wings of fire, ballbusting
Complete silence filled the pavilion, dragons looked at one another in shock. Not a single word was spoken, not a single claw mark was thrown, but one thing was abundantly certain, the Kingdom of the OmeletWings had fallen.
Em looked at the...
Disillusionment, Dragon, Egg Laying, Eggs, Emotional, End, Girly awkwardness, Girly weirdness, Hurt/Comfort, Hypersensitivity, Love, Omelets, PG-13, Romance, Self-worth, Unhinged, Wings of fire, broken, closure, coming of age, confrontation, cracked, crush, defeat, failure, imprisonment, shattered, sweet
_What is it like to lay an egg?_ Gidget thought dreamily as she looked at a picture of Max and her on the wall.
Gidget had seen a girl bird the other day lay an egg after falling in love with a boy bird, and it was from that moment that Gidget knew...
Egg Laying, Gidget, Humor, M/F, Max, Ouch, Oviposition, Pain, Secret life of pets
"Mama, Mama," Berlioz exclaimed, "Is it true you're going to give us more siblings."
"Why yes my dear," Duchess replied, laying on her back, her belly bloated with kits, "They're all in here, in my belly, like you once were my darling."
The three...
Aristocats, Birth, Cat, Duchess, Girly weirdness, Hurt/Comfort, Labor, Marie, Pain, Pregnancy, childbirth, embarrassment
Chikorita was well curled up beside Mudkip for the night safely inside the Pokémon Center, when she opened her eyes and realized something wrong.
She stood up from her spot and took a few uneasy steps, and yep, it was confirmed, she needed to...
Chikorita, Cute, Desperation, Humiliation, Humor, M/F, Mudkip, emberassment, pee
"Griffins don't buck," Grey declared firmly.
"Well, it says you will on the box," Gretchen said, taking out the box to show it to him, "Males will buck, 100% guaranteed."
Grey sighed, once again his girlfriend had went out and bought a product to...
Bucking, Griffin, Humor, M/F, Male who you're glad you are not, Ouch, Pain, Prank, University, ballbusting, crush, unnatural
EXT. AUSTRALIAN JUNGLE - DAY
LONG SHOT:
Kiah leads the deceived animals down from the Tree, where Joey awaits. He gives them aid and comfort, sharing in their loss.
KIAH (V.O.): Animals were never separated from God the same way humans were. The...
Kiah, critter, junk
EXT. AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK - TIME-LAPSE.
Time passes over the Outback, near the burrow Kiah calls home. The Sun and Moon travel through the Sky as the days pass by.
INT. DEATH ADDER BURROW - DAY
Kiah lies in her hollow quietly.
Suddenly, there is the...
Kiah, critter, junk
EXT. SYDNEY AIRPORT RUNWAY - DAY
A plane comes in for a landing on the runway.
EXT. AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK - TIME-LAPSE
Kiah and Critter once again make their way back through the Australian Outback, across barren plains, past towering bluffs, jostling...
Kiah, critter, junk