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"Griffins don't buck," Grey declared firmly.

"Well, it says you will on the box," Gretchen said, taking out the box to show it to him, "Males will buck, 100% guaranteed."

Grey sighed, once again his girlfriend had went out and bought a product to embarrass the living daylights out of the one place on him that the daylights should never shine (even though he wasn't sure where that phrase came from given Griffins never chose clothes in their entire history), and somehow, despite his self-consciousness about her thinking about him this way, he couldn't help but find it endearing.

Grey took the box and looked at it, his face went red, this was so embarrassing. He looked at the door, sure that his roommate wouldn't be back from his classes for awhile and sighed, "okay, we can try this, but close the door."

Gretchen's face lit up, amusement filling her to the brim, "really?" She tried to suppress her laughter, but it just came out in small titters. She rushed to the door to close it, and Grey sighed, feeling the dread at the oncoming regret he knew was sure to come, at least these walls were soundproof.

When Gretchen came back, she opened the box and pulled out two bands with mystical looking details along the band.

"Why are there two?" Grey asked.

"So we can try it together," Gretchen replied, amusement glimmering in her eyes.

"But you don't have..." Grey didn't finish the thought.

"That's the point," Gretchen snickered, taking the band at passing it all under her underbelly.

"No latch point detected," the magical band declared in a mystical feminine voice, Gretchen suppressed her laughter.

Grey was blushing bad now, he figured when he did the same thing, he wouldn't have the same result. Cautiously, he took his band and passed it under his belly (he looked at Gretchen awkwardly, she was watching every move), toward his back legs, then-

"Latch point detected."

In an instant, the band lifted up, and like drawn to a magnet, sprung forward, latching on to his...

Grey gasped, more from the suddenness of it than anything, but after a second, he paused, sitting down lightly on the floor, "actually, that doesn't feel too-"

"Entering stage 1."

Suddenly, Grey's face twisted, "okay, maybe it is a bit..."

He could feel the sudden tightness of the band, he squirmed a little in discomfort as he tried to remain still in his seated position, but he wasn't in any actual pain. Still, as Gretchen watched him, her face turned red, she was obviously trying to suppress her amusement at this, there was nothing cuter than a cute guy expressing discomfort at his most embarrassing region.

"Entering stage 2," the mystical voice declared.

Suddenly, Grey leapt onto all fours, "Yow!" feeling the band tighten a little more, this time he tried to reach for himself, just to ease the discomfort he felt, but then he ran into a problem.

"There's a forcefield," he said, peaking under himself, "I have a forcefield around the band."

Seeing Grey's discomfort was getting too much for her to bear. "Of course there is," she said, "we want you to buck, not fall to your knees and stay their folded up holding yourself."

Grey paced back and forth, trying to ease the growing tension within himself, he kicked a leg out behind him slightly, then another, moaning silently, but there wasn't much he could do.

"Entering stage 3."

Grey's eyes went wide, now it was getting serious, he stumbled a few paces, trying to remain calm, but it was too much, "Griffins don't buck," he said to himself through gritted teeth, kicking out his legs behind him, only one at a time so as to relieve tension but to not actually buck, "Griffins don't buck." But he couldn't hide it, he needed to do something to relieve the tightness in his weak spot. He struggled to reach there with his front paws, but the forcefield was still up, desperately, he kicked at the dirt behind him, one leg at a time, but he couldn't stop it, finally, all the tension building up in his back region was too much, he pulled in both back legs, and flung them out behind him in a buck.

Gretchen's eyes went wide, "You did it, you actually did it," she giggled.

Grey stumbled back to all fours, he managed to stay steady for another few seconds, then-

Buck.

As Grey struggled to remain on his feet and suppress his bucks, he felt he couldn't handle it no more.

"Entering stage 4."

That's when Grey couldn't hold it no more. "No!" he cried, flailing out his legs behind him, "no!" he cried, bucking once more.

As Gretchen watched Grey stumble around the room, bucking every moment or two, she couldn't suppress her laughter, it was clear that Grey still maintain some control over his movements, but he was increasingly loosing his ability to keep it together.

"Please!" he cried, hunching over and throwing his back legs out behind him, "Make it stop!"

"I'm sorry," Gretchen laughed, feeling, "the box says it doesn't stop until you've bucked to the max any boy can." OMG, Gretchen just loved boys!

"Entering stage 5."

And it was then Grey lost all control, Grey cried out in his most agonized voice and threw himself across the room, throwing his legs out behind him, landing, folding in on himself, then throwing out his legs again, his whole body rolling like waves as he bucked and bucked again like there was no tomorrow, tail flailing behind him uselessly like a flag flapping in the wind.

"MAKE IT STOP!" he cried, "MAKE IT STOP!"

And Gretchen just stood in the corner, her face growing redder and redder at the crush she had on him at the moment. How could boys like him be so PERFECT! Oh, she loved them so much! Boys were undoubtedly the most hilarious and attractive things on the planet that this kind of stuff could happen to them, and Grey was the most attractive of them all, and it was all thanks to...

"MY N**S! MY N**S***!" Grey screamed as he bucked uncontrollably.

Gretchen threw her paws over her mouth suppressing a scream, she just wanted to squeal over the perfection of those words, how accurately the made her feel about the plushness of Grey's existence.

"MY B***S!" He continued to scream, legs flailing up behind him, "MY T*******S!"

"Oh, you're so funny!" Gretchen cried, falling over onto her side in laughter, "Keep this up, please, I can't take it!"

But before anymore could happen, there was a knock on the door, and in that instant, Gretchen's laughter stopped, and her eyes went wide. Oh no, Grey's roommate must have come back from his class early.

"Oh no!"

She looked back at Grey as his eyes widened, through his bucking, he shook his head, sweating to hold back anymore outbursts.

Gretchen went to the door and cracked it open just a bit to peak out, Grey clinched his eyes shut as he bucked silently, desperate not to make any outbursts while his roommate was at the door.

"Sorry, Grey's roommate, if you could just come back in a little-" Gretchen started, but then she saw that it wasn't Grey's roommate at all, but a group of her friends who had come looking for her.

"Hey, Gretchen, Brittney said you'd be here, we're having a party in Seim's Hall, care to join us?"

Gretchen looked back at Grey, "Uh, me and Grey are in the middle of something at the moment, maybe a little later?"

As Grey continued to flail desperately, unable to gain relief, he finally couldn't hold back any longer his whimper, he quickly flew a paw to his mouth, but it was too late.

"What's going on in there?" one of her girlfriends declared.

Gretchen looked back at Grey, his eye's went wide, he knew what she was about to do.

"Don't worry, it's just a bunch of girls," Gretchen said as she flung the door wide open.

All the girl's went wide as they caught sight of Gretchen's bucking boyfriend inside, Grey couldn't suppress the cry of angst that rose from his throat, first at his suppressed screaming, now at a bunch of Gretchen's girlfriends seeing him like this.

"So as you can see, we're kind of busy, so we'll join you later," and with that, she slammed the door on their faces, but not before she could hear the suppressed giggling of a bunch of amused girls outside.

By now Grey was whimpering, "Make it stop!" he cried, "Make it STOP! Oh my b***s! My b***s***!"

Oh, how humiliating using those terms in front of a cute girl like Gretchen, only to see her giggle like she did, but after all this, she surely (and probably all her friends) knew all those terms by now anyway, so yeah, male dignity was ruined forever.

"You know you've been on stage five for quite awhile," Gretchen observed, she checked under him to see if the band was functioning properly, giggling at the thought of all that was going down under there, but unable to get a good view because of all the bucking. "I think it's broken," Gretchen added mischievously, "it'll probably stay stuck that way and keep you bucking forever."

Grey gritted himself in agony, unable to bear the thought of that happening. He was so helpless, and there was something so endearing about helpless bucking boyfriends.

But just then, the band lit up again and pulled the most nasty stunt of them all."

"Entering stage 6 7 8 9 10."

And just like that, without any warning, the band jumped 5 whole stages to the most intense setting Grey could imagine, the band became so tight, it was almost like being a victim of a hydraulic press, Grey screamed, unable to bear his body anymore, legs flailing out behind him like never before, throwing himself in the air, landing, in unending waves, anything he could do to escape the pure pressure inflicting the weakest, most sensitive part of his entire being.

"MY N**S***! MY B***S! MY T*******S!" He screamed, "MAKE IT STOP!"

But it didn't stop, he just kept bucking, throwing himself into tables and beds, knocking his experiments to the floor, (Good thing lightning proof glass was also fall proof) he couldn't bear it, he could only buck and scream for desperate relief that he couldn't even imagine anymore, this pain, this bucking, was the only life he could imagine.

Gretchen on the other paw was loving this too much, that she really had to pee "I'm sorry!" she cried, but she knew she was not, she knew why the band didn't work on her but worked on Grey, and she couldn't believe how much she loved being a girl right now, being a girl in a world where guys existed. She fell to the floor laughing hysterically as Grey could do nothing but buck, a girl griffin would never buck like that. Then, at that moment, Grey pulled back his head one last time and screamed at the to of his lungs "MY N**S***!"

And then suddenly, "Final stage complete.

There was a whirring and the band fell free to the floor between Grey's legs. In an instant, Grey dropped to his knees, clutching at himself in agony.

As he lay there slumped over on the floor, Gretchen recovered from her laughter enough to go over to him, he went red knowing that she had seen that all, why did being male have to be so embarrassing?

"Well you were at it with all your bucking," Gretchen managed through her laughter, "We were invited to a party, want to come along?"

As Grey moaned pitifully, he nodded, perhaps it'd help to take his mind off of what had transpired in this room, "Just as soon as I recover."

_Recover._Gretchen thought to herself, of course he'd have to recover after that, he was a male afterall.

"Why do you do this stuff to me?" Grey asked wearily.

Well, because you're male, and it's funny, was the obvious answer, but that wasn't quite it either, was it? He was her favorite male, and she liked him for who he was, not just the funny aspects of himself (though those aspects never failed to get to her), he was smart and fascinating, and he just liked lightning and that made him cool, she liked that he was cool, and maybe just seeing the coolest guy she knew in the funniest of situations, that just worked for her (worked too much actually). "I just like you," she said, "I really really like you."

"And you're in a constant state of in heat," Grey observed.

"That too," Gretchen managed before she lost it again.

Oh girl, she really needed to pee. She really hoped Grey noticed.

And she really hoped Grey's biology class had explained how that worked for girls, because it was just too funny. She was so glad she was a girl.

So Grey and Gretchen went to the party, they ate some chips, pizza, played some games, and watched a movie. Grey was pretty aware of all the girls from Gretchen's friend group looking at him during the thing, they knew what had happened to him in that room, they could tell from the limp he still had in his walk, but Grey spent his time just being with Gretchen. Of course he felt self-conscious knowing all the things she knew about himself, why were guys designed so embarrassing sometimes - he couldn't believe a dignified griffin like him could be so embarrassing in front of a cute griffin girl like her - but somehow being embarrassed in front of Gretchen made her feel so much more endearing. As he reached into the chip bowl, and felt her touching his paws as she reached in as well, he looked over at her, and she looked over at him, and Gretchen was just the girl for him.