Clueless ch14: Family’s Great, Except When It’s Not

._ maybe it was okay though, maybe as i walked up the stairs i'd just spontaneously combust like in that game the simz. yeah, wouldn't that just be nice? come on spontaneous combustion! ... ... ... i didn't spontaneously combust.

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Random Combustion Day

Random combustion day... meaning at any given minute, you or someone you love will spontaneously combust. their fur disintegrates and their flesh will be reduced to a crisp and ash.

The Foxy Fiasco: A Pyrotechnic Pantaloonery

Women were inexplicably plagued by spontaneous combustion in a region they could only describe as "down yonder."

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Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 44

Until then, i think i'll just lie in bed, gasping for breath, trying not to spontaneously combust. x\_x if you enjoy my story, please help keep my face un-mauled by irritable ostriches by dropping me a donation. thank you!

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Chapter 3: You Get What You Want

The news came on and the cat sat there on the couch watching some story about an amish man spontaneously combusting into flames and surviving by smothering himself in horse manure.

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Prologue

Someone must've found out his true thoughts on poképhillia, for oak's lab in pallet town had caught spontaneously combust in the middle of the afternoon, destroying everything, even taking the life of the aged professor.

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Yoshi's Anthro dragon education Summary

Skilled dragons can use this ability to cause other to spontaneously combust or even devour flames and some have been known to possess such control and master of their ability they can even control what the fire burns with their own will or turn their own

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A Chaste Christmas

The music was all coming from further down the hall in the back of the house, and yet, she still felt like she was going to spontaneously combust. "mr. draconicooooooooon!" "what?" "you're not supposed to - did she tell you?"

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The Rebirth of Tryist

Burn marks on the floor, walls and ceiling, all the electronics in his room smoking and fried, and a pile of ash on the bed where tim would have been led to rampant rumors of lightning-induced spontaneous combustion, but as often was the case, the truth was

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Isolation-Excerpt 17-Asphalt

"no", james said, "for spontaneous combustion the oxygen content in the air would have to be damn near 90%, and that alone would kill you." "good to know", i sighed.

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Until The End of Summer

It would probably spontaneously combust if the woman ever had to take a step outside in her clopping stiletto heels. "they're rich, and we're . . . just normal. you know that we only get cooling subsidized at twenty under the current temperature.

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