I have to be straight because i love the saggy tiddies! i-i-i-i-i-i i have to ask her out to homecoming!! pesto wait up!" he said, nearly tripping as he scurried out of his seat to the center lunch table.
"godspeed you beautiful son of a bitch!"
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I guess marty was all for 'saggy tiddies', while scott was on team firmness... whatever. conversations always got bad between those two on days when aaron aaronson the aardvark wasn't aat school.
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