"chicks with dicks is legit! your tastes are totally straight, just like, _evolved_ straight," scott said, in that bizarre way of his where he straddles the line between total bro and reassuring friend, "you're fiiiiiine brah!
(not) coming out, Akita, Attack of Titan, Badger, Bathroom BJ, Bull, Butt chugging, Chicks with dicks is legit, Gay, Gay Relationships, High School, Iguana, M/H, M/M, Offscreen fellatio, Panther, Polar Bear, Rottweiler, Squirrel, Story Series, Trap house, Weeb suppression, Wig snatching, Wolf, Xanax and wine coolers, beard, bribery, dungarees, homecoming