Those Three Words

"Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake." "What." "I looooooooove youuuuuuu." Wolf is beyond tipsy at this point in their room, as Snake rolls his eyes -- cans and bottles litter the table in the corner, spilling onto the floor. Snake's going to make...

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A Day with Diane

Piranha, mr. snake, and mr. shark were all surprised to see wolf and diane on the bed but they were quick to regain their composure. "guess it's just one of those days," mr. snake said with a chuckle. "you're not tapped out already?"

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Mr Wolf Orders a Pizza

Characters copyright their respective owners this is a work of parody mr wolf's free pizza by tredain "mr snake and i have come to an... understanding.

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Kaa's Danville Feast

"isabella hey let go off her mr snake." "first off my name is kaa and your friend will be becoming my meal." "wait no please don't hurt her please take me as a meal instead just don't hurt her."

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Rise of the Serpent Queen Chapter 5: Midnight Seductions

"ok mr. snake... you can... swallow me... when you're ready..." "aw, giving me permission to eat you?" rainbow cooed while stroking her friend's lush pink mane with the tip of her tail. "you're such a considerate friend...

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Big Bad Mr.Wolf

mr. snake's tail wags at the process as he looks at it betraying him in saying anything other than agreement.

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Crumbling Apart

"jeez, wait until i tell mr snake about this!" she growled, showing her teeth, though they didn't seem as formidable, even as rage burned through her, forcing her concentration into her hands and fingers.

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The Rehabilitation of Mr. Wolf

"at least mr. snake's not here to see this," he muttered. but even that wasn't much relief when he could feel the extra 'pull' that the greater size back there brought with it.

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Counter Earth Chronicles Chapter 35: The Bad, The Bold and The Brazen

"you know mr. snake, i have been in enough of these types of situations where i am really starting to get desensitized to the peril and eminent death thing.

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Chloe and Zoey's Cancelled Catnap

"you know, mr. snake, i don't think i caught your name." "schaal," said schaal. he had completely unwound himself from the tree but most of his body sat in a large pile next to chloe, whom he still allowed to stand.

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Saving the Sha'khari 5 - Sarahi's Heartbreak

"come again, mr. snake?" sarahi asked, teasing him about the need to unhinge his jaw and extend his windpipe when he ate. "i said monday and wednesday," he paraphrased after swallowing, "then i'm done. all hours completed.

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Adverse, At First [PTRN]

It took a second to formulate his plan for escape as he needed to remember what mr. snake had told him about picking locks. carefully bending the large end of the paperclip open, mr. wolf got to work.

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