Kaa's Danville Feast
Phineas and Ferb build their project a button that transports in some animals from other countries the idea was to bring some platypuses for Perry to be friends with. The button brought a sleeping snake who woke up and to his surprise was not in the jungle upon realising this the snake slithered up the tree in the backyard "Whoops sorry about that mister snake well send you back in just a sec" but Phineas then realised that him and Ferb didn't put a way to send the animals back." "Looks like i'm stuck in this strange place but I have 2 man cubs here for me to eat." Kaa though to himself.
Isabella then walked into the backyard "Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?" "Hey Izzy" they kissed "for today's project Ferb and I made a button to transport in some animals from other countries to give Perry some friends to hang out with but we can't seem to send that snake in our tree back to his home." "Want me to help you my love." "No thank you Izzy as soon as Ferb gets back with the tools well fix it." Ferb came back with the tools him and Phineas and as they did that kaa slithered his coils towards Isabella she was busy watching Phineas and Ferb and she didn't see Kaa's coils approach her grab her and instantly dragged her up into the tree.
"Help me Phineas." "ISABELLA hey let go off her Mr snake." "First off my name is Kaa and your friend will be becoming my meal." "Wait no please don't hurt her please take me as a meal instead just don't hurt her." "I'll make a deal with you the 2 of you man cubs take her place and let me eat you both." "Give us a moment to talk in private." "Ok I will." Phineas and Ferb started talking mean while Kaa took this opportunity to look with colours swirling in his eyes hypnotically at Isabella.
It doesn't take long for her eyes to reflect the colours in Kaa's, she falling under their spell quicker than usual, Kaa wanting to get this over with quickly before the 2 male man cubs finished with their talk as soon as she was completely under Kaa's control Kaa then commanded her to blink so the spirals in her eyes would vanish as to not let his power be know the Phineas and Ferb. "Ferb come on all we have to do is let Kaa coil us up and then stop him from eating us so we'll be safe and Izzy will be safe." "Ok but Phineas you owe me." "Name it anything you want anything."
"I want to have sex with Isabella everyday for 2 weeks." "She's my girlfriend." "Yes but i'm doing a favour for you." "Ok deal." Phineas and Ferb approached Kaa he lowered his coils so he could grab them as soon as he coiled up Phineas and Ferb he released Isabella who unbeknownst to Phineas and Ferb had been Hypnotised by Kaa. "Well boy it's dinner time" he said looking with colours swirling in his eyes hypnotically at Phineas first it doesn't take long for his eyes to reflect the colours in Kaa's, he falling under their spell just as quick as Isabella.
Ferb notice what was happening "Phineas look away or close your eyes he's hypnotising you" but it was to late Phineas was completely hypnotised Ferb quickly closed his eyes. "Silly man cub you both agreed to become my meal so open your eyes or I grab the girl again. Ferb didn't know what to do if he opens his eyes he will get hypnotised and eaten but if he didn't open his eyes Kaa will grab Isabella again and eat her. "Ok promise you won't hurt Isabella and I'll open my eyes." Kaa crossed his tail and said "I promise."
Ferb opened his eyes slowly and saw Kaa looking with colours swirling in his eyes hypnotically at him, it doesn't take long for his eyes to reflect the colours in Kaa's, he falling under their spell just as quick as Isabella and Phineas. "Finally it's dinner time" Kaa said as he re grabbed Isabella who he had already hypnotised. Kaa sat the 3 man cubs on a branch in the tree and uncoiled them raising his head over Isabella he then opens his jaws as wide as he could he lowers his jaws down slowly.
Once Kaa had her head in his mouth he closed his mouth then lifted her off the branch tilted his head back and let Isabella slide down his throat into his stomach. Kaa smiled as he looked at the bulge that was the female man cub "1 down 2 to go" Kaa then went to Phineas. Kaa opens his jaws as wide as he could he lowers his jaws down slowly Kaa had a bit of trouble with Phineas' triangle shaped head but after a bit Kaa got Phineas' head into his mouth after this Kaa slowly lowered mouth again and again until he had swallowed Phineas whole.
"2 down 1 to go" Kaa then moved above Ferb's head he then opens his jaws as wide as he could again he lowers his jaws down slowly. Once Kaa had her head in his mouth he closed his mouth then lifted him off the branch tilted his head back and let Ferb slide down his throat into his stomach. Kaa smiled as he looked at the bulge that the 3 man cubs made in his stomach he went to sleep knowing when awoke the bulges would be gone after his stomach dissolves them. Kaa still know idea but this was the best feast of him entire life.