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john shepard found that he didn't know the answer to his own question. maybe it was his curiosity, or maybe it was his shameless xenophilia. or perhaps he was just an idiot.
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Shorts from the life of john shepard. not in chronological order.
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Shorts from the life of john shepard.
john learns the imprtance of doing favors for people.
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commander john shepard kneeled down in the dirt, scanning the object embedded into the soil with his omnitool.
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Shorts from the life of john shepard.
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balak gets what's coming to him, but not in the way you'd think.
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balak grunted as he drunkenly stumbled into his cramped apartment.
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Shorts from the life of john shepard. not in chronological order.
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john slowly stirred awake, groggily opening his eyes. his vision was greeted with a bright light that burned his eyes.
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The john shepard she knew was selfess, compassionate, and understanding. a fierce protector of the helpless. a good man.
the john shepard that had just fucked her against her workstation... he was... not those things.
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john shepard glared at his sister, jane, who at the moment was doubled over, laughing, as she clutched a data pad in one hand.
"that's not funny."
jane continued to laugh, making john's anger grow exponentially.
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A week ago, commander john shepard had, under the influence of the normandy's resident tattooed biotic specialist, pinned tali, who was quite possibly the love of his life, to her work terminal in a manner that was in no way gentle and proceeded to fuck her
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Commander john shepard was unique, a rare breed of soldier. he belonged to no specific world, born in the vast expanse of space, delivered on arcturus station.
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Shorts from the life of john shepard.
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Shorts from the life of john shepard.
two asari equals double the fun!
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