How not to be Pony
A pony parody of the monty python skit "how not to be seen" (bold is in-story narrator) celestia's government, public service flim no. 42 para. 6: how not to be seen: **imagine a landscape in a forest clearing.
The Book of Warlock 5. What follows.
"i know how not to be seen. that mage won't know we're here until we want them to." "and the rat's scouts? they were trained by you! we'd be fools to think there isn't a bunch of his swiftest men hot on our tail."