How not to be Pony
A Pony parody of the Monty Python skit "How Not to be Seen"
(Bold is in-story narrator) Celestia's Government, Public Service Flim NO. 42 Para. 6: How Not to be Seen:
Imagine a landscape in a forest clearing. In this clearing, there are fourty ponies, all of which cannot be seen. Now imagine another clearing, here is where Evilina Rich of 354 East Palomino Road, Exocanterlot, SE9. I will now ask her to stand up, Ms. Rich, will you stand up please? A black unicorn with green eyes, black glasses, and a cutie mark consiting of a green skull and hat. Upon standing up, she is promptly shot. This demonstrates the value of not being seen. We are now in a different clearing, where we can find Sergei of 25 East Diamond Road. Mr. Sergei, will you stand up please? A brown Earth Pony with a cutie mark appearing to be a red star with a hammer and wrench stands up...and then is immediately shot. Winter Sprinkles of Phillydelphia is in this clearing with trees and a single bush. Ms. Sprinkles, will you stand up please? Nothing happens As you can see, Ms. Sprinkles has learned the first rule of not being seen, not to stand up. However, she has chosen an obvius piece of cover. The lone bush is blown up along with the high shrieks of Winter Sprinkles. Toodle Bubbles of South Appleoosa has presented us with a poser, there are three bushes lined up, and we don't which one he is in. However, we can soon figure it out. The left bush explodes, then the right bush explodes, and then the unfortunate middle one explodes and Toodle Bubbles lets out a Wilhelm Scream. Yes, it was the middle one. Mr. Dapper Chamer, of Jade rd., Crystal Empire has concealed himself extremely well. He could be almost anywhere. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. However we happen to know he's in the water barrel. Said water barrel is now blown up. (Cut to beach) Lightning Twirl and Cloud Flicker of North Ponyville, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us from getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. A lone beach house is blown up, with the screams of the two pegusi filling the air. And here is that neighbor... A pink blank-flank pegasus with a mane and tail combination that looked like a rose is shown, but a small explosion happens in the house behind her... probaby her father. Nobody likes a wise guy... and here is where Lord Vile Specter, who refused to speak to us, lives. A nondescript shack is blown up. And so did the pony who lived here, here, and of course, here. Three more shacks are blown up; but then there are atomic explosions... **Appleoosa, Cloudsdale, CANTERLOT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Special thanks (All taken from MLPForums: mlpforums.com) TheWiseHippo (Evilina Rich) Sergei (Self) Never2muchpinkiepie (Rose blossom (pegasus who's father was blown up)) http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/14900/">Whoever made this name generator. Based on the skit from Monty Python's Flying Circus: "How Not to be Seen"