Psychic Tests got Harder

Stanley rubbed his temples, and peeled out of his blue and yellow metallic jumpsuit. The goat gave a long-awaited and heavy sigh as the humid air of the locker room met his sweaty, wiry, curly hair beneath. It had been a long day, to say the least,...

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SRK Sex on the First Date (Short Story)

His horrible pun is referring to the pizza parlor next door. your body swells beyond its recognition, he cackles, smacks your ass, and says, howz duh sex on duh first date? buahahaha!!

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Making the Rainbow!

Danny just blinks up at her, then feeling another soft and now familiar pulsation, couldn't help a silly grin, before laughing and cracking a horrible pun. "well, guess people are really gunna get to "taste the rainbow" now!"

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Twinks Across America: Ch. 41 - Delaware

Whether kendrick was a mile or several kilometers away, i could almost hear him cackling from his own horrible pun. \*\*\* "ready?" "yessir." "alright, you just keep that button close.

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Am I Easy or What?

I chuckled at his horrible pun, well aware that it was a continuation of my own, and enjoyed that fact, too, while we kissed again.

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VigoRx - Ch1p5 - Evaluation

That's a horrible pun, jean."at brett's"jeez. you wouldn't believe the look i got from my neighbor. these pants are not leaving much to the imagination," grant sighs, as he looks up to john on the couch.

Secrets Ch. 18

Groaning at the horrible pun i just lay my head down. without another word he snuggles back against me and is soon sound asleep. i look down at him and just shake my eyes, "what have i gotten myself into."

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Sir This Is a Park

Kyle cocks his head with a goofy grin, but inside he groaned at the horrible pun. vurun widens his eyes in mirth as he hears the wolf open with that. it's cute nonetheless, and the wolf relaxes when the bull lets out a chuckle.

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Strings Attached

I cringed at his awful, horrible pun. "right." "awww, i thought you were one big _somdomite_," peter spoke innocently. i shook my head.

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Two Worlds, One Path: A Birthday Interlude

._ speed thought, groaning inwardly slightly at his horrible pun. however, he definitely wasn't going to stop just on account of that! moving up to bandit's sheath, he saw with great ardor that his attention below had not been unwarranted...

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Under Pressure

Rygle let the horrible pun slide, instead opening his thighs for easier access as he leaned further back; waiting for the release he had been wanting the entire afternoon.

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Pokephile-Paradaisu

His flotation sac was white (my horrible pun is horrible). "hi there," i greeted with as big of a smile as i could muster. "buizel!" he cried, rushing towards me and clutching his legs. he was weak, so his hug wasn't that strong. he was trembling.

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