Summer Heat

Along with a bottle of something called "horny goat weed," a pocket-pack of kleenex, and a note saying, "good luck." like i said before, sometimes, i felt like everyone around me was in on a joke that i wasn't getting. - end -

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A Night in Bondage

That scent you smell is called barrenwort, but i've referred to it as horny goat weed.

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Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 5

The other secret ingredients i'd planned to introduce into the bottle of an unsuspecting puppy were two herbs, yohimbe and horny goat weed, meant to elicit the same reaction that humboldt was

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Friendship is Tragic

You okay to walk, horny goat weed?" dale sniggered at his old pledge name. "i'll make do."

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Earth's New Masters Chapter 26 Gofer's Tale Part 12 Blindsided

He was especially happy with how i was doing with his horny goat weed patch. i didn't tell him about all the research i had done on the internet to optimize its growth, because that's just not something a mindless drone of a cbh would do.

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In-network (Part 1/2)

_ did witness give him all the methamphetamine that there is and inject him with horny goat weed? the doorbell rings. he answers it.

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Relax

"hmmm, breast enlargement, penis lengthener, horny goat weed..." she was engrossed in the cabinet that she didn't hear the door open. "hey yelica," said the male customer. "i need more of that wonderful awesome stuff you gave me last week.

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Earth's New Masters Part 21 A Little Too Human

He was carrying a hoe as he walked to my master's horny goat weed patch. when he got there he started carefully tending the garden, carefully working the soil and bending down to pull out any weeds that had the audacity to take up residence there.

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Earth's New Masters Part 18 Definitely Not Just Useless Ferals

Then he regained his composure and said, "they're master woden's horny goat weed, sir." i could hear that the word "sir" was tinged with sarcasm. "i've never heard of that before, what does it taste like?"

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