Today during Canadian geography, one of my friends said "there is this girl in Rocky harbor... and she wants the D"I turned to him, looked him in the eye and said "she likes it Rocky"Nearly everyone in the class heard me say that and Nearly everyone...
Dirty joke, class, joke
It sounds like i'm making a dirty joke, and i'm not not making a dirty joke, i want him bad. but also i don't know how else to ask if he was with me in that... memory? experience?
but he shakes his head.
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As soon as dave heard that he was blushing, he blushed even more, "oh, i just remember a dirty joke. that all."
tiger didn't believe him at all but let it go because he could tell when dave felt unconformable.
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"right because talking about the chatot warrants blushing,"
"ah well i um... might have told a dirty joke," the glaceon nervously explained.
"oh is that all, do share,"
"what!
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I felt a stirring in my loins every time i saw him and would blush every time he made a dirty joke. sometimes i might stare at his abnormally large bulge before turning away when he wasn't looking.
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.** **the king and the druid were drinking and telling dirty jokes.** **parod's wife was much too prim and proper to enjoy such rude jokes.**
**finally, parod's dick had turned purple and began to bleed, nearing its demise - this was the second and last
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They'd had a ball; dirty jokes and sub-par renditions of favorite tunes, which were soon picked up by the rest of, well, everyone eating at the tex-mex/german place.
the next day they'd all packed, loaded up, and started the trek home.
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Adult for the dirty joke bennu makes, although that's more pg-13 than r rated.
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He just giggled in a way that he had only done a handful of times before, but usually it was a dirty joke. often aimed at me by another mammal. i cooed softly as more of my member emerged, pressing between his crack.
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And don't you make a dirty joke out of that you pervert. now listen.
i'm not repeating any of this got it there was a reason my aunt used to come over so much, and a reason why we never had any money. no!
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He'd always liked working with kij - she was a good conversationalist, very pleasing on the eye, knew plenty of dirty jokes and loved cunt almost as much as he did.
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Her parents then started giggling like a pair of 14 year-olds making dirty jokes.
"oh god." lea said, turning green. "i've got to go." she added, running out the door, hand over her mouth. sharon grabbed the pizza box before it hit the ground.
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