Morning Routine

Razz felt something going on with its shaft as it woke up. This was very normal for the cacomistle, considering the member in question. Its bedding was tossed all about, despite the fact it had hardly moved in its...

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Sticky Pickle

breathe mint hugs me under my arms like i'm a child. "i'm gillian," breathe mint says. "jonas," mr. snoozy says. he'd been searching the ground for his phone while i was being carried.

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Food, Feuds and Fake Flora (teaser) - Roar 6

The silver lupine turned his head away, swallowing his breath mint and wiping away a small drop of creamy, reddish-white sauce from his grey muzzle. "look, jim."

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Even Saints Sin (intro)

"des, can i have some of those breath mints." the husky pointed to the small box he held, no smaller than her clenched fist. des ruptured in laughter as he heard this. natalya felt stupid and asked: "that's not mint?"

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Eat Cute

Those breath mints were really effective. my head reached the back of his mouth before his jaws sealed around me with an air of finality, leaving me with only enough room to futilely squirm.

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Office Rendezvous

Luckily, breath mints and excuses made up the rest. still, for a break, it had been a rather nice one. even if the rest of the day dragged on as much as the earlier shift had. the building was coming along nicely, too.

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Happy Tree Friends Oneshots chapter 5

"oh yeah, heh heh, i forgot, have to get some breath mints for my date you know?" as disco bear exited the car and into the air-conditioned interiors of the shop.

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Total Trust Chapter Three: Brief Respite

I meanwhile was thinking about how bad giratina could use a breath mint. i coughed a bit and scrunched up my face as giratina fully emerged into what used to be a bathroom.

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Hermaphrodiary: Entry Six

I left them to their devices (and hoped femi took a breath mint first) and went to the dorm. the same smell from tuesday filled the room. the same smell from wednesday, when i had a follow-up exam, filled the room.

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More than Kin, Less than Kind: Chapter Four

"if you ever address me like that again i'm gonna find out who your pharmacist is and bribe them to fill all your prescriptions with breath mints." "no you won't!" frisk's tone was infuriatingly bubbly. "that would be mean.

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Bored Games

I'm rather proud that i didn't vomit, but i was sure my stomach would be pretty upset for the rest of the night and i was going to need breath mints for a week.

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Beautiful Twilight: Bible Break Down I

"i'll pray for you. " "lady, pray for some breath mints. " the door shut. the mouse left and spark extinguished the ready fireball she was holding behind her back.

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