Here Be Monsters

Snake charmer, a cobra in a non-descript business suit comes from out of nowhere behind bible thumper and effectively racks him.

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Survival of the Fittest: The Lay of the Land

The bible belt, as my home is known, is known for devout, fundementalist, christian -- is there a nice word to say "bible thumpers?"

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Desert Spice Saloon's Charity Car Wash

The small band of bible-thumper protesters shrunk significantly since we'd started. they picketed not just our existence or the desert spice saloon as an operating establishment, but our audacity to give our earnings to charity.

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Academy High's And Lows 5

"fucking bible thumper," someone standing above him drove a foot into his ribcage. "gay basher," there was another kick. "self-righteous fuck!"

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Hermaphrodiary: Entry One

Her father works for the same company as mine and joined the same expansion, but isn't a bible-thumper according to her. she's an otter, and unsurprisingly pretty (come on, wild otters are just adorable! it seems she has earned that quality.).

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Pressures

I feel so alone down here with these bible thumpers surrounding me, not that i care anymore." each phrase popped up in quick succession on amber's screen. "i've been so apathetic to how they may think of me if i were to come out.

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Donked and Foaled by my Dad

Mom kind of got lost into a toxic religion, in her later years before she died early, becoming a really hateful bible thumper who dragged my younger brother, jacob with her into a really intolerant, racist, church group.

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My College Enslavement: Chapter 1

A grand old god fearing bible thumper who would one day bring home a pretty little thing, probably another otter, and settle down to have kids. the whole image made him want to vomit.

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Regrettable Circumstances: Ep. 3 Pt.2

First off, everybody there's a bible thumper. i ain't got nothin' against god or anything, but those people just take it a little too far. and everybody around there is so full of themselves. i can't even count how many people i got into fights with.

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Guns And Gold: Chapter Three, Of Booze and Faith

Aaron chuckled to himself, "by the gods if seamus's parents could see this now they might die twice hehe, they owned this here church and were the biggest bible thumpers youed ever meet!

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First Touch of Submission

They don't know what they're doing, they just pretend they like it, because they think that they should like it, or then, even if they do like it, then they feel guilty about being a cocksucker or a tail lifter or whatever the nasty names those bible-thumpers

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Finding Jack

Now add to the equation a bunch of asshole middle school kids raised by bible thumpers who will happily beat your ass for wearing shorts perhaps a "bit" too short and "maybe" checking out another dude's butt a time or two. not a fairytale ending.

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