H and DP #0 Obscure fetish pron

A soft tone rings out over the gentle plodding of paws, a chiseled young Rottweiler was sweating as he checked his heart rate on a fancy, high tech watch. An alarm disrupted the soft thudding of paws to treadmill and the buff canine pulled the safety...

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the beggining

I remembered the spell then in english no less to recover earth when anyone this was cure this of earth ails this to preserve this to preserve limpid upon life to recover bad translation...

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Pokelust: An Unoriginal Pokemon Erotica Adventure Series- Chapter 1

It was some badly translated foreign bootleg knock off of the original elf hunter series. he was about to drift back to sleep until he noticed the timer on his cable box. 9:33 am. it took but that one moment to make him realize the time. "oh...

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Room Service II: Put Away Wet

It was an instruction manual; one side was in chinese, and the other in badly translated english: "_keephard! your private safe for small belonging. put all the way in for unlock_!" he tossed the paper back in the bag. "seriously?"

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As Seen On TV!

I laughed when i read the box in what was clearly badly translated chinese, but for some reason i couldn't help but buy the box. hey, it was guaranteed! i quickly paid for the cream, and made my way to the bookstore.

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Nightborne Estate - Chapter 1

"i'm tired of all you idiots butchering the name, you can blame a bad translation into base writing for the mix up." xaoto informed them as he looked over the letter.

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The Book of Eden

(by the way, if you spot any stylistic inconsistencies, just consider them a bad translation from the ancient dragon text.

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James and The Jock II - Tutoring Assignments

He pauses at the door and looks back over his shoulder, "and i'll only be thinking of you while i try to understand badly translated 'engrish.'"--_ _ --ebonshadow has disconnected.--

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Eudaemon III: Rebirth / Act III, Part 4

Please tell me that's a bad translation of hez'rannan on my part. tyrants of terror?

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Not Going Extinct 3

I think i'm using a bad translation," florie picked up one of the books and turned back to the cover page, then groaned, "of course. couston. his work is terrible. i don't know why they keep reprinting him!

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The Dragon In The Dungeon: Rise With The Sun

"is bad translation. is more mean..." vatch gestured, struggling for the right words. "cunning trader." alia was still pleasantly surprised how accepted urd'thin were here.

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