Insert exhibitionism pun here
It was a bright, sunny afternoon, a few clouds hanging around to provide some shade but not big enough to cause any rain. Lots of people were out and about, doing things like swimming at pools, tanning on beaches, or going for walks. One person in...
Invention of the Week #1: The Maid Machine
Hello! I'm Amelia and I invent things. Sure things can backfire, boy do I know but luckily I've worked out the kinks in my devices that'll allow people to revert back if the things I make don't work the way they should. Sure it's a little too late for...
Makin' Bacon
Many of my other adventures were as equally interesting as some I have already told you about and some are a little less exotic I guess you could say. I mean, how thrilling can it be to talk about your typical farm animals, like sheep,...
The Plight of an Underdog
I just got done reading the entries again and with my brain already heavily reliant on puns, it's now filed with tons more of them.
Sisterly Love Part 3
Warning: The following contains cub/incest/lesbian, if one, several, or all do not appeal to your tastes, please cease and desist reading this. Should you so feel inclined to continue, I take no responsibility for your mental capacities following such...
Croxymoronology Idiotus Hummus
Strange is life is strange. Blithe fart crypt. Profusely blood farting cry mage. Intoxicated labyrinthine ghoul'd rumpled gluteus maximus proxima superbia. Hath gallows path finding foreigner. Vivaldi grosso elite labia returnello. Bovine oxivus...
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt3.
**"lop..lopunny...lop...unny...pun...pun...lopunny...punny...lop...lop...lopunny** **...punny!"
Deleted Scenes - Darkest Taboo: Introduction.
Lopunny...lop...lo...punny....uuuuuuu!...punny...pun!"** **[daymn!....this is good, you really should...ughnnnn!....try this end!]
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt12.
pun...punny...punny...lopunny...lopunny...pun...**** pun...punny... lopunny...punny...pun?"** [pervert!...heh but yeah it felt so amazing like nothing i ever felt before, wonder if all humans feel that good?]
(Third Book) When 2 worlds collided - REVENGE - Overview and Recap
So, fellow readers! We have come to sadly the last book. But I can lighten your mood up! All I will tease you with is, that this book will come to an end, but the story isn't over yet. If you got a bit confused what happened over the time, I will give...
Pink Salmon
Despite the non-canon feline shenanigans and catty puns, this fishing short story almost works as a follow-up to mello's other stories should you be interested in reading any of them, although this works standalone too.
Rejecting God
"god, you know nobody _likes_ puns, right?" "yes, yes i do." god smiled widely, looking every bit the 'pun dog' meme.