**Why I Shot Fr. Heimskr in the Face
(a note tacked to the main gate of Whiterun)**
Dear guards who are looking for me:
No doubt you are wondering why I elected to shoot Heimskr, the priest of Talos, in the face with my enchanted bow on the...
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He cleared his throat, "quite the opposite actually, i represent a company that's renown throughout all of skryim for its dyes. i was hoping we could make a deal here."
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