Twist Ending

pedobear. pedobear. does whatever pedobear does. ahh... tanning yourself to the meat is certainly like being cooked, ain't that right snooki? sometimes, i like to lie on the ground and pretend i'm on my bed. while there are cars zooming past me.

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The Adventures of Ognimod, chapter 6

'pedobear' is a word to accuse someone of being a pedophile. the rickcoll is a trap to make you end up at a rick astley video. and anonymous itself is an internet group.

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A Tail of Long Distance Love: Chapter 1

So i know he's not a pedobear, he really is who he says he is. i can honestly say i have never felt this way.

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Blue

He has the curves, the cute little butt every pedobear wants to see, and to top it off some pretty colorful fur. all the colors head to toe would add up to be: pink, baby blue, and lavender(or rather a light purple). 'why is today so...blue?'

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The Thunderstorm Tutor

She wanted to say that they were just as bad as wearing the pedobear shirt, but she felt she owed it to him to tell the truth. "thanks, really. but... staying like this is kind of fun, in a weird sort of way." "really?

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The Adventures of Ognimod, chapter 5

None other than the "pedobear" itself... i will soon explain how i know his name, but for now, suffice to say he was 25 feet tall, he had seen me... and he was thinking of hurting me. i would run, but i most of my strength was already depleted.

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Freelancers, Chapter Eight

"am i gonna have to show up at the party as pedobear?" she snorted. "okay, okay, take it easy. i'll find another one." she flipped through several more outfits and grinned suddenly. "oh, i like this one.

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Penelope the Animal Lover

My name is Penelope of the Ham-Hams, and I am a huge animal kind of hamster. I remember the very first time I ever became so fond of one was when I met Jingle's pet pig, Herbert. All I wanted to do was play with him, and I even followed him all the way...

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