Fucking Hipsters

Fucking hipsters sitting by the stained table near the windows with a look of exasperation on his face, tim absentmindedly tugged at his handlebar mustache as he watched his cadre of friends depart the bar.

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Crossing the Lines

I want to be yours..." he murmured, offering himself completely to the hipster.

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Werecorgi [M / TF / SFW]

:) this is a major parody of hipsters and no hipsters were harmed during the making of this story. credit goes to the lovely, ms. payne for pushing me to write this story so all thanks and kudos and awards and nobel prizes should go to her.

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Thicker Than Thieves 2

The hipster gazed up in awe. "mmm-hmm." he murmured around the cock. milo grinned and released the blocks on bradley. the hipster's back arched, he shuddered and so much pleasure went through the hipster's brain that it shorted out.

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A Night with Fluttershy (An MLP Jeeves Prompt, posted with permission)

Fluttershy blushed as hipster's voice cut through her grateful thoughts and drew her back to the reality for which she had been expressing that gratitude.

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The Barista Always Knows

I'm not... not a fucking hipster..." kazu managed to force out, his mouth dry and his jaw sore.

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Watering the Cactus: A Trenderburn Clopfic

It was a hot summer night when the brown, hipster stallion known as trenderhoof was sitting at a bar in appleloosa, sampling the fine cider he had heard was the best in equestria.

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Camping

Jake caught himself stealing a glance of his twin sisters perfect round ass, the hipsters fitting tightly against her wet fur, giving him a short, but perfect, view of the toe that had formed between her legs.

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Nerd Hipsters are Called Grognards

The donkey groaned as he threw down his cards. "You know what? I'm done. This is is getting ridiculous," he insisted, crossing his arms obstinately. He had gotten sick of losing. The hyena sitting across from him didn't help matters much. She was...

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The Latte Segment, Chapters 7&8

It did feel like a hipster bar, but it felt like it had been there long before "hipster bar" was a thing. it was well-worn but well-maintained, its wooden stools comfortable with showing their age.

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Puppy Tone

Tyler shuffled around his belongings when he found the cd that dirty hipster had given him. he stared at the cover and shuddered.

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