Sniff and Tell

You quake and shudder, suppressing your urge to gag or vomit or run screaming out of the room, even as his humid halitosis decides to hang around and condense inside your sinuses.

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The Echo Fanfic

They did kissed, their saliva full of stomatitis and rotten halitosis scents.

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History Lesson

"and that," the teacher paused to emphasize the point, "is how he came to be known as the super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis." [!

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Showered By Pong

But all the viletopians loved his halitosis, and some even got an erection just by hearing of it. "i'd love to sleep in your maw one day." said one of the officers.

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Shocking Experience

Shi lit the fire beneath the bathing water bason and let it heat up while shi grabbed a toothbrush and attacked the halitosis and plaque with violent fury.

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A Tough Mutt to Crack

Honestly, i probably don't even need my halitosis to stink people out, but it's so much fun to use, and oh so effective. i just can't stop now.

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A Werewolf in Lewisham - 1, ??? Anonymous

Any one of us could have ripped the man in two without even breaking a sweat, but none of would have dared for fear of incurring the wrath of his 120db vocal chords and military-grade halitosis.

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Flying High Below the Clouds.

Seat beside him and hoped it would stay that way so he could relax and spread out on the flight, although he knew from previous experience that that wasn't actually likely and he'd end up with an overweight, over-talkative idiot beside him, probably with halitosis

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The Breath of the Dragon

He had barely touched the full extent of what his fetid halitosis could do and already the canine was suffering. he would be in for a really bad time. "s-stop!" the canine pleaded. elrith let out a haughty sneer, releasing axel to fall to the ground.

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Cut A Fat Hog

The hog slurred, each syllable carried with the stench of halitosis, "what brings you to my lovely neck of the woods?" "from what i hear, you got one of the musky boys to squeal," for the pig, everybody squealed. one way or another, he could break them.

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The Omelette (goo preg egg drone TFTG)

halitosis? athetosis?" "mitosis?" "yeah, that. is that...normal? will i need surgery? or will they just-" she tries to sound like joking, lightheated. "- turn me right side up and shake me? " "can you still stay up?" "i don't have much choice, do i?

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The Breath of the Dragon (Musk Version)

The soft clink of metal caused the Elrith to slowly stir. The green dragon's eyes instinctively opened, eyeing the hoard of treasures that laid beneath his lying body. Goblets of gold, trinkets of precious gems, and silver sceptres were among the tons...

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