Epic Rap Battles of SoFurry. No. 1 Doow Vs Rawcaw
doow: sir, i must say, even though i am gay, that your words don't convey but they simply betray. yourself, that is, that's no hit, that's a miss, like a cat's angry hiss or a mouth full of piss. now listen to this..
Cat and mouse, Part II
Standing slowly, his legs quivering he saunters out the doow, pulling it shut behind him with the metalic clank of the latch. the lights hum and die leaving sheldon alone in darkness once more.
Bride in the Belly
Wha're you doowing?" "syyyyl," she replied. as she gazed over the human, she started to take in her scent. it was heavenly... her belly rumbled again just from being near it.
How to train your dragon: Further discoveries
The first, red part, is supposed to be an optional intro, kinda. It sets the mood a bit, just in case you have, in fact, NOT seen the movies. Which you should have, btw \>:U Life had really kicked into gear for Hiccup. For everyone, really. It was to...
Life
I came across this poem I wrote a couple of years back. Though I'd share it~ So here goes! Life~ Life can be a bitch. Can leave you wounded, in a ditch. Can be a place of grief and sorrow, leave you wanting no "tomorrow". Life can be a scary place,...
Stars and Stripes
I was watchin' ya twoo da doow! (through the door) i'm goin' to tell daaaaaadyyyy! an' mommmmmyyyy!" ferdi clenched his teeth. "all right, all right, jesus christ, you can freaking sleep in here! you happy, trista?"
Makeing an offer
The large plaque on the wall by the doow of the room read "punishment : abandon hope." opening the door with a smile, he said "this is the perfect place to deal with naughty girls...to teach them the error of their ways."