And the Darwin Award goes to...

What he gets however, is his very own darwin award. (includes ca(t)stration) if you like this story and would love to read even more of my stories, check out my patreon pagehttps://www.patreon.com/munkus69 and the darwin award goes to...

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A Golden Award from the Galaxy

In that moment, the clock rang for the new hour, which meant it was time to go to the award ceremony on that planet.

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Wet Cement, Ch. 15: Lines Blurred

"to all who shall read this warrant: know that on this day the steward of defense awarded corporal hortieel the strike navy achievement award for his quick thinking and remaining calm in the face of danger.

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Aquata Cove - Chapter 55

"our third award!" queen jizzelle selected a gold trophy.

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Becoming a star part 3

He came home that afternoon when jake asked, "what is the "golden dragon claw" award?" zack replied, "it is an award you will never see. it is an adult movie award show. you can see a censored version on basic cable.

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Iron and Rust Chapter 1

The first special award granted by trinexus is the leadership award." "the recipient of the leadership award demonstrates just what the name suggests.

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The Sullied Star

"you know what to do when you get to the award's ceremony, you get there and play a piano piece in the dark before the lights turn on and you're presented with your award. then you play one of your songs with the band, alright?"

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Superhero Stream Story 3: Groped on the Grandstand

_this had better be some award._ "mr. hardrock?" the green dragon looked up, glancing over to the curtain.

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In My Wildest Dreams Ch. 19 Wrestling With Ethics

A handsome senior borzoi came up to receive the award. once he was up on the stage joe announced what tournaments he had won and placed in that year.

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Lonely Oak Chapter 125 - The Golden Leaf Award

awards were alphabetized by surname, and they'd just passed the letter hers began with. she came to realize that this award was just a glorified nod to the more athletic kids of the school.

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The Magic Inside Him: Chapter 3

Turing award, the most prestigious honor awarded in the professional medical community." there were hushed whispers all across the room as the chairman of the awards committee walked on stage with an envelope. "thanks penelope," the large st.

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Commission Zone: Biggest Loser of the Year

"now as it's proven habitually difficult to get our 'lucky' winners to accept their award in the past, i've put a chip in mr. hare's brain to make sure he accepts his award with both grace and dignity!

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