Hit Dat Bich!: The Female Greenskinz

* * * **_40(?) Facts and Lore about the hypothetical Grrrl Greenskinz!_** * * * 1. Orkettes, or orkesses, or as they call themselves, **_"Burdz"_,** are the fairer gitz of the ork species. Where most orks, though genderless, have what humans would...

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Chapter 4: Ride him, Boar-Grrl!

The three mandrakes moved through the thick, tropical forest like black oil running through veins. The leader, Helledaerk, with his thick white cloud of hair, high black pointed ears, giant blade and baggy pants seemed to slide through the shadows. A...

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Chapter 3: BDSM Elfs From Space

It's the 41st millennium. Twitter fights and social media feuds were bad enough in the 21st century. But now? Look at what drama hath wrought. -\> Mold monsters turned white trash drive their space tractors into shit. -\> Terminator thinks he's in...

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Chapter 2: TWAAAGHRK!!!

Tweenk had long taught his two underlings about what orks were, what they did, and why. And why it was so good. But as their questions grew with their ages, he answered those too. Like why orks did certain things, what for, how, and especially how orks...

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Chapter 1: Dem Green Hoez Ovah D'ere!

It's the 41st millennium. There's bullshit. Lots. Nobody's got no damn common sense. Everywhere there's some **_fuck-_**** _shit_** getting started. Racist humans in power armor want to kill everybody for a dude too high on his lean while in his...

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Flanks

The elf prince shifted in his throne of living wood and vines. He was discontent. And has been every day since he met the troll in the forest of combat. He originally intended to rush into that dance of death with confidence, beauty and precision....

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Misadventures of Ganymede Van Helsing

A short and stern German-looking man with short-cropped hair that's white as snow with inklings of red in it, immensely wide shoulders, a broad muscular chest, a strict expression, small round glasses, and looking to be in his early 50's, paces the...

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Tokoloshi futhi Faery

The northern waters are cool and windy. A refreshing ocean wind blows the waves, under the cloudy and grey evening sky. A large and sturdy trading boat, looking like a odd mix of Arab with a touch of Roman, and African imagery on it, comes to...

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Guten Nacht, Mein Leipchin

"WHOAH! WHOAH!! WHOAHHH!!!" Will yells, falling backwards into the chair. His chest thunders like a locomotive, jerking his heart to inhale deep with horror. _Shit_ _ju __s__ t got_ _real._ As he was taught, William began screaming a...

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Chapter 1: Clash

The sun sets low over the kingdom of _Alfareowyn_. A gorgeous city lost deep in the primeval forests of the northernmost interior of the northern continent. Castles that seemed to be gigantic natural-growing gems, intertwined with coiling wood and...

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Chapter 3: Perfection

Zhen Zhen jerked Annie behind her, as Annie shivered and clutched the bigger woman. Zhen balled up her fists, and slid her feet in a boxing stance. Her toes grip down in the soil, and her thick soft arms show off her thick biceps. Her hair, once in...

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Chapter 2: Every Journey Begins With One Step

**"MISSA!!!"** screams a hard Indonesian-accented female voice, echoing over the tall grass of the field. The huge blonde with the horse dick stands up, her bright eyes filled with horror. She turns, sniffing deeply, and breathing in heavy, deep...

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