It's Just a Dream
By wxyzz
Ch.1-Introduction
A few years back, a wise man once said to me, "get your fucking reptilian ass out of bed and do something with your life! \*gulp gulp gulp\* \*burp\*" This so called "wise man" is my deadbeat drunk of...
Dragoness, Reptile
A Rare Sight
Rent-A-Friend Pt.2
The smell of eggs flooded my nostrils; I slowly opened my eyes and sat up to find Taylor cooking breakfast over the fire.
"Morning," I said to Taylor.
Taylor turned her head to me.
"Oh good you're...
Eevee, Fanfiction, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Rent-A-Friend Part 1
I froze up when I saw Jade on the other side of the door, the phone slipped from my hand and crashed onto the floor.
"Surprised to see me?"
"..........Wha-?"
"Roxanne called HQ after you left; I was...
Eevee, Fanfiction, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
On the Road Again...
"...I can't wait to get on the road again!"
"OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!!" I yelled at Chole.
"......Sorry, I just love this song, and this DEVICE IS SO COOL!"
I quickly swipe the Ipod from Chole before she...
Eevee, Fanfiction, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Lightning Strikes the Same Place Twice Apparently
"\*Yaaaawwwnnnn\*"
"Hey there sleepyhead, how are you feeling?"
"Eh, not bad anymore," Chole said, changing back into her original form.
"Good to know, now get off...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: Part Two
I walked out to the middle of the arena, waving to everyone once again. I walked to my designated spot and watched as my opponent came out of the curtain. She had this dress that was...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: Part one
"Heh, this will be good," I thought to myself.
I looked at my wristwatch; according to the schedule, we should be docked very soon.
"3...2...1," I pointed to the ceiling.
...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff), espeon
A Rare Sight
Lights Please
"Ow! That's my tail!" Chole said, slapping my arm.
"Sorry I didn't mean to," I said, letting go of her tail.
"Don't be touching my tail, its real sen....EYYYYYYY! That's not my hand you pervert!"
"Well...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
A Fighting Chance
"Oh my god, where is he!?" Chole yelled while waving her arms like a mad person.
"He's a fat ass what do you expect," I reassure her, brushing Buddy's fur as I talk.
"Well damn, I don't think it takes a...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Reunited with the Fat Ass
"Damn, this day is just getting better and better," John slapped my back.
"No kidding," I replied, still a little shocked to see him.
"You look good dude; I see you got some new clothes."
...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Life's A Beach
"Give it!"
"NO!!"
"GIVE IT TO ME!!!!"
"NEVER!!!!!"
"Chole I swear to god if you don't give me those berries I will hand you over to those Houndoom," I said to Chole while trying to grab some berries...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)
A Rare Sight
Know Thy Enemy
\*Well what do you know, another weird dream that you won't find out until later chapters. ENJOY!\*
"Garrett, I-I have to tell you something."
"What is it?"
"Yo...you..."
"What?! Come on, you know you...
Eevee, Mew, Pokemon, Violence (Not In Yiff)