Mario's Erotic Elephant Escapades

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Super Mario Bros, Nintendo does! If they take this down, it is canon. Mario was strolling through a forest inside of the Mushroom Kingdom, minding his own business until he stumbled upon a fruit. Mario felt hungry and had not...

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Bowser in The Shower!

I am a huge Nintendo fan. I love playing Super Mario Bros so much, but I have more sympathy for Bowser than Mario or Luigi. I that thought Bowser was a cute and sexy turtle dragon. But one day, I finally got to meet him...in my shower. I had a...

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Butthole Bear!

Kenai was having a good time at the Salmon Run and got fat from all the salmon, even though bears are already fat. Now being the adult bear he is means that he has adult urges. He really wants to experience what hot same sex bear sex is like now that...

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