Too Much Narcissism
The giant reptile exhaled as he stormed inside the locker room. The T-Rex breathed heavily as he shut the door and started to calm down. Rexar closed his eyes as he took a soft breath and wiped some of the sweat off his forehead. Rexar looked around...
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 10
**XXXIV** **Green Is Not a Creative Color** He was getting tired of them asking. He had a convincing lie. They needed to leave him alone and stop asking questions. All that mattered was that he was still alive and not like his friend. But they kept...
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 12
**XXXVI** **Gotcha** The dark brown hare crouched down in the filth, letting his footpaws sink into the muddy terrain. He listened to the bog as it bubbled quietly, releasing more swamp gas into the air. Lakler set his lantern on the ground and...
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 11
**XXXV** **Always** "I can, I can!" "Bullshit. You can't even play yer nose right," said the hare. The other hare sighed. "Why the bloody hell would I wanna play my nose?" "'Cos it's the only damn thing you can play." Tike Bonson...
The Aces of Lylat, Chapter 9: Death From Above
It was silent in here. He enjoyed the serenity; he needed it. His team needed it. Up here his team could clear their minds, focus on the task at hand. They had a base to destroy, and they needed to stop Oikonny sooner than later. Fox turned and looked...
Hellhounds: The Sewer Rat
**Hellhounds: The Sewer Rat** We got back to the safe house before all of Valish Quadrant was alerted of our presence. True to his word, the colonel had decided to punish Denton, Zepher and I by ordering us not to eat any of the food that...
Game Plan
**Game Plan** As the football player stared at the defense tackle just a few inches away from him, the chubby blue alligator realized that two problems were quickly arising: he had to use the bathroom, and he was horny. He had been horny for...
Hellhounds: Dylan’s Fireshow (Part 2)
**Hellhounds: Dylan's Fireshow (Part 2)** There was no point in trying to stop to catch our breaths or recover from the blast. The second we got on our feet, we headed our way down the hall. An Iksar emerged from the right side of the...
Hellhounds: Dylan’s Fireshow (Part 1)
**Hellhounds: Dylan's Fireshow (Part 1)** We spent the next several hours inside the safe house watching television, making jokes or chatting about all the speciesists located in the Valish Quadrant, joking about how they hate us for being...
Doodle Story: Cheese Guzzler
A chubby dragon goes to his favorite restaurant and has fun with a local cheese squirting hose. * * * **Doodle Story: Cheese Guzzler** There was always one restaurant Chaker would go to whenever he was hungry, and that was The...
Through the Peephole
**Through the Peephole** It was only this one time, he thought. Just--just one more time, and I won't do this anymore. Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine just as long as I do this one more time. The brown jackal was nervously pacing back and forth in...
Doodle Story: Cure for a Hangover
Last time we saw Darin Kulhauser anally vore a doctor while receiving a rectal examination, and get away with it. Let's see how he does it when he's drunk out of his mind. Contains anal vore. * * * **Doodle Story: Cure for a...