Too Much Narcissism

Story by Tcyk89 on SoFurry

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After Rexar is caught indulging in his feet by a rock python, the two creatures decide to compare and contrast each other's feet to see who has the better pair.

Story is loosely based off this image by RipRoarRex: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1675164/

Happy Paw Day! :D


The giant reptile exhaled as he stormed inside the locker room. The T-Rex breathed heavily as he shut the door and started to calm down. Rexar closed his eyes as he took a soft breath and wiped some of the sweat off his forehead. Rexar looked around the locker room, noticing that he was all alone inside the large area filled with shoes, shorts, socks and jerseys. The red reptile sighed heavily as he grabbed his blue jersey with white trim along the sleeves and bottom. He roughly pulled the jersey over his head and tossed it onto one of the benches before he sat down so hard one of the metal benches creaked. Rexar growled as he looked around at the other shoes and socks left over by other players. He smirked to himself before he looked at his giant white and red sneakers and the pair of socks that matched his uniform. Rexar scratched his bare yellow chest before he reached down and scratched his legs too. He was so tired from the game that he didn't bother lifting his legs to take off his sneakers. The dinosaur lazily lifted his left foot and pushed down on the top of his right shoe.

With a few grunts, the right shoe slipped off his foot and clumped on the floor. Rexar did the same with his other shoe, pushing it off gently with his right foot until it slipped right off. With both shoes off, Rexar closed his eyes and sighed with a pleasant smile on his face as he aired out his socked feet. He waited patiently, letting the stress flow from his body as he also relaxed his hot, tired feet. The red dinosaur took a deep breath as he felt the heat rising from his feet. He flared his nostrils as the fragrant scent of his socks started to fill the locker room. Rexar opened his eyes and grinned as he looked down at his feet. He wiggled his toes for a moment and curled them before he sniffed the air again and started to chuckle. Even with all the other sweaty clothes in the building, the stench coming from his socks and shoes managed to overpower most of them. Rexar smirked as he looked at his left foot and rumbled. He reached down and slowly removed the sock, listening to the fabric as it grazed his sole and slipped off.

Rexar sighed deeply as he felt the cold air against his bare foot and the shiny orange sole. He usually managed to keep his feet clean, even though they always stank after each football game. The dinosaur chuckled as he held the damp sock over his snout and sniffed several times. The mouth-watering scent of his foot sweat and the slight cheesy odor flowed down into his lungs and titillated his senses. His spine tingled and his whole body grew warm with delight as he savored the delectable smell. Rexar dropped the sock on the bench and set his bare foot down on the floor. Then he lifted his right foot and placed it on his left knee so he could get a closer look at the gorgeous foot in front of him. Rexar stared at the socked foot for a moment, surprised that the sock only had a bit of dirt around the sole section. His socks weren't too filthy; most of the stains were natural and came from his sweaty feet. Nevertheless, the dinosaur admired some of the stains on the sock, and he couldn't help but lean forward so he could breathe in the smell a few times.

The T-Rex reached down and started to rub his tired foot. The beast snorted and growled, thumping his tail along the bench as he squeezed and pressed his thumbs into the sole of the socked foot. He stopped and moved his hands up, reaching for the toes next and rubbing each one with his fingers. After a few moments, the reptile would stop and take a huge breath, fixated on taking in the smell of his big feet as much as possible. Rexar even paused for a moment so he could lean down and press his snout against the heel. Then the red beast sniffed hard as he slowly moved his nose up and down his massive foot, taking in the sweaty smell coming from his unwashed sock. The dinosaur lifted his head and sighed heavily, still feeling very warm and tingly inside. He couldn't get enough of his feet, whether it was just from smelling them or looking at how smooth and clean they were. The dinosaur bent over and picked up one of his white sneakers from the floor. Then he leaned backwards and lifted the shoe up to his nose, grinning as he inhaled as much of the stink as he could. His shoe was like a chamber that trapped the odorous scent inside, keeping it sealed just for Rexar's nose.

The red beast growled as he jammed his muzzle inside and snorted twice. He closed his eyes and let the warm fumes coming from inside the shoe melt his senses. Then Rexar placed his shoe back on the floor before he lifted his left foot again. The beast looked down at the red foot with the sweaty orange sole before he stroked it gently with the palm of his hand. He smiled.

"Mine."

Rexar leaned down so he could sniff his sole. Then he rubbed it again and emitted a soft noise that almost sounded like he was purring. He sniffed around his three toes before he pressed his lips against his foot and kissed it.

"So beautiful," he murmured. "So thick, so smelly...and you're all mine."

The red dinosaur kept stroking and sniffing his funky foot, paying no attention to the locker room around him. He didn't care that his shoes, socks and feet stunk up the whole room. He didn't care that he was in love with his own feet. And he didn't care about the rock python staring at him. Until the reptile spoke to him.

"Am I interrupting something?"

Rexar was starting to lick his foot when the snake spoke to him. His eyes grew wide, and the dinosaur realized his fat tongue was grazing his foot. Rexar flicked his eyes at the rock python, then back down at his foot, and then he stuck his tongue back in his mouth. He quickly set his foot back down and sat up on the bench, clearing his throat.

"Nope! Heh, just relaxing after a good game! Decided to air these bad boys out, give 'em a good rub, y'know?"

"Do you always rub your feet with your tongue?"

Rexar smirked. "It's a lot more comforting than it sounds."

The rock python grinned. "I know."

The red dinosaur stared at the shirtless rock python, examining his yellowish-brown scales and the brown pattern going along his body. He looked down at his black shorts before observing the snake's black tennis shoes. Rexar blinked as he rubbed his right arm and growled for a moment. He looked up at the python as he flicked his eyes down at Rexar's shoes. The rock python raised an eyebrow and hissed.

"Have we met before?"

"Think so. Remember that spaniel we 'tortured' a while back?"

The rock python chuckled as he sat down on the bench beside Rexar. "Yeah, I do! Shy li'l pup, wasn't he? Always in such denial!"

Rexar sniffed. "He's always like that. ...Greer, yeah?"

The snake nodded. "That's right. And you must be Rexar. I remember seeing some 'colorful' images of you online."

Rexar glanced at Greer when the snake looked down at his shoes again. The dinosaur breathed quietly as he sniffed the air and rumbled. The snake exhaled and wiped some sweat off his forehead before he lifted his right foot and grabbed his black sneaker.

"Damn, been playing for almost three hours straight! My feet are dyin' in here!"

Greer grunted as he removed his right shoe, revealing a large foot with a cream-colored sole. Greer wiggled his toes as he felt the heat rising from his heady foot. Then the snake set his foot down and lifted his left foot so he could repeat the same gesture. After taking off his other sneaker, the snake flared his nostrils and hissed. Greer set his shoe down and placed his feet on the floor. He imitated the dinosaur and leaned back against the locker, resting and airing his large feet out.

"Feels good, don't it?" Rexar asked.

Greer wiggled his toes. "What does? The smell or the comfort?"

"Both!"

Greer hisses joyously as he curled his toes and growled. "Yeah...wonderful."

Rexar kicked his white shoes over to the python. Greer looked down at Rexar's oversized sneakers and smiled.

"Saw you glaring at these a minute ago. Go on...give 'em a whiff."

Greer didn't hesitate. He lifted Rexar's right shoe up to his face and held the footwear beneath his nose. The snake stuffed his snout inside and breathed in the warm, pungent scent of Rexar's smelly foot and let the odor flow into his lungs. The snake took the shoe away from his nose for a moment while Rexar folded his arms and laughed.

"Yeah, figured you'd like that. Not even two weeks old and I already got my scent imbedded in them!"

Greer chuckled as he smelled the shoe again. As he resumed sniffing, he kicked his own black sneakers to Rexar and nodded.

"Saw you looking at my shoes too."

Rexar looked down at Greer's shoes and forced himself not to scoff. He knew it wouldn't hurt to smell the snake's shoe either, so he picked up his left shoe and brought it up to his nose. The dinosaur sniffed twice, but didn't react openly about the smell. He was expecting to smell something...better. More like his feet. But instead of consuming the delicious fragrance of warm sweat or the slight tinge of malt vinegar, all he could smell was a natural earthy scent, and only a faint hint of musk. Rexar took the shoe away from his nose and grumbled before he sniffed inside the shoe again. Greer chuckled when he put Rexar's shoe down.

"Smells good, don't it?"

"Hmm? Yeah, yeah, it's okay. I like it."

Greer blinked. "What does that mean?"

Rexar shrugged. "S'what I said. Smells fine, got a strong odor to it, I guess."

Greer frowned "Why you gotta ssssay it like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like you're condescending."

"What? I mean no harm by it! These are some fine shoes considering you bought 'em at the dollar store."

"I didn't buy them at the dollar store," the rock python growled.

Rexar smirked. "Right, you just stole 'em from a dumpster! Guess that explains why they smell like hot garbage."

"Your feet do not smell like lavender either. All I could smell was cheese and sweat socks the minute I walked in here!"

"Exactly," said Rexar, as he took off his other sock and planted his feet on Greer's bench. "What you smelled when you walked in here was an odor that only feet as delectable as mine can produce! The stink coming from my shoes and my socks and feet is absolutely divine. It's that overwhelming musk you smell whenever you had a good workout. It's that finely-scented, rich fragrance that only belongs to me. My foot sweat should be placed inside a perfume bottle, so other athletes can spray it on their soles and go home having their feet smell as raunchy as mine. But you now, heh, your feet are fetid. They smell like you haven't showered in quite some time. Your feet are repugnant, not alluring like mine--see, that's where we differ."

Greer hissed noisily at Rexar as he smiled smugly at him. "My feet are not repugnant!"

Rexar took his feet off the bench and stood up. "Yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Think I'll head back to my car, spend some more time alone with my precious feet. You have fun cooped up in here, with your trashy shoes and your foul feet."

Rexar didn't get four steps away from the snake before Greer hopped off the bench and quickly stood in front of him, blocking his path. Rexar looked down at Greer's green eyes and his slit pupils. The python wasn't much shorter than Rexar, and both of them were physically fit with noticeable abs and toned arms and legs. The dinosaur knew fighting the snake would be a challenge, one he was starting to look forward to. Greer hissed angrily at Rexar and growled.

"Take back everything you sssssaid. Now."

Rexar leaned forward and snorted in Greer's face. "Are you really trying to intimidate me?"

Neither of them said anything for a moment. They just stared at each other, panting so hard they could feel each other's hot breath on their snouts. Rexar growled and smirked at the python while Greer opened his mouth wide and hissed again, looking like he was about to shoot venom. Rexar could feel his body tightening, as if something in him was telling him Greer wasn't worth the time. And he probably wasn't. So Rexar scoffed at the snake and shook his head. He started to walk away. Or rather, he tried to, but he realized his legs were constricted, as if someone tied rope around his ankles. Rexar saw the snake grin. And then Rexar shouted as he fell backwards and landed on the floor hard. The red dinosaur grunted and shook his head, gasping once he noticed Greer had wrapped his tail around his ankles and yanked hard. The snake was faster than Rexar thought; he couldn't even sit up before Greer placed one of his sweaty feet on his chest and pinned him down. Then Rexar felt something thick and smooth around his throat, and he started to have trouble breathing. Greer crouched down and hissed in Rexar's face.

"You are going to reevaluate what you just said to me! My feet are not disgusting and repugnant!"

Rexar grunted as the snake tightened his tail's grip around his throat. The dinosaur stared at the snake and smirked.

"Heh, ma-maybe they aren't, but your breath sure is!"

Greer looked at Rexar as a nasty grin crept on his face. He chuckled softly and blinked. "Fine then. Perhaps you're right...my feet are repugnant. Let me show you!"

Greer lifted his right foot and pressed it down on Rexar's muzzle. The rock python watched with glee as the red dinosaur started to snort and cough, clearly disgusted by the smell of his sweaty foot. The snake kept a firm grip on the dinosaur's throat; he didn't intend on killing Rexar, but he definitely wasn't planning on letting him go either. The snake hissed as he dragged his smooth sole along the T-Rex's snout, forcing him to inhale his musk. Greer wiggled his toes before he curled them, using his toes to grip Rexar's nose. Rexar's eyes widened as he was hit with a noisome odor that was both breathtaking and so strong he started to get dizzy. Greer laughed quietly as he saw Rexar struggling.

"You won't get free," he said with ice in his voice. "They alwaysssss struggle, but they never succeed. All I have to do is sssssqueeze real hard, and your neck will pop. You have no idea how deadly I truly am...none whatsoever."

Rexar groaned as he started to lose consciousness. He didn't know if he should be ecstatic or humiliated. How could a snake's smelly foot take him out so fast? How could he succumb to such a smooth, sweaty, musky sole that he would love to rub, lick even? Rexar moaned softly as he inhaled deeply and took a long breath. Maybe he was wrong. Maybe Greer's feet did smell wonderful. There wasn't a cheesy stench, but his musk was much stronger, and all the sweat made it clear that the reptile was a seasoned athlete. He didn't even wear socks; no wonder his feet were so sweaty. All the fluids must've been building up in his shoe, creating a stinky chamber Rexar would just love--

Rexar snapped out of his trance and snarled. He waited until the snake's toes were just above his mouth. And then the dinosaur grabbed Greer's foot, opened his maw wide, and bit down hard. Greer shouted and swore; he loosened his grip on Rexar as he tried to yank his foot backwards. In the confusion, he tripped and fell, freeing the red dinosaur. Rexar didn't hesitate; he couldn't let the snake best him. So the dinosaur struck when the snake was on the floor. He stepped on Greer's torso with his heavy foot, and then raised his left foot over Greer's face.

"Lookit them orange soles. Look at how big my foot is, how smooth it is!"

Greer let out a muffled grunt when Rexar pressed his foot down, smothering him with his foot odor. Rexar opened his mouth and sighed triumphantly, rubbing his pungent foot back and forth across the python's face. Greer grunted as he struggled, his olfactory senses bombarded by the stench of cheese and an unwashed sock. Greer reached up and tried to remove the predator's foot. But the more Rexar rubbed, the more Greer found himself adoring the dinosaur's foot odor. His foot was so plump and huge, and it felt so comforting against his face. Greer could tell Rexar had worn his shoes for some time too. The odor from his socks was mixed in with his natural foot scent too. His foot was more aromatic than Greer's, but at the same time, there was nothing repulsive about it; the smell didn't make him pass out. If anything, he just wanted to get better acquainted with said feet.

"There you go...take it in. You know my feet are better. Just accept it--OW! FUCKING--"

Rexar found himself holding his crotch after Greer managed to kick him in the groin. Then the snake reached forward and yanked on Rexar's feet again, sending him tumbling once more. The snake hissed wildly as he leaped forward and sat on Rexar's waist, pinning him down with his entire body. Then the snake placed his feet on Rexar's upper chest, his toes inches from Rexar's chin.

"I really didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice!"

Rexar found himself sniffing Greer's stinky feet again; the snake made sure he pressed his soles along Rexar's snout hard. But this time, he didn't wrap his tail around the dinosaur's neck. Instead, he used his thick tail as though it was a rope, and he "tied" his own feet to Rexar's face. Rexar let out a soft squeal as the snake wrapped his tail around the pair of funky feet, strapping it down to his nose. Rexar sniffed and snorted several times, overwhelmed by the foul odor of Greer's soles. The snake grinned and hissed, his fork-tongue coming out his mouth as he watched his prey struggle. He had seen this before many times. Maybe his prey couldn't handle the smell. Maybe they suffocated. Maybe they blacked out. But the snake knew there was nothing worse than tying his feet to his prey's face. He could tell the sweat was getting all over the dinosaur's chin and nose. He knew his lungs were getting flooded with the unbearable smell of sweaty, musky snake feet. But Greer wasn't merciless. After ten or twenty seconds, Greer would loosen his grip just enough so he could lift his toes, and Rexar could get a brief whiff of fresh air. But then he'd tie his feet down again and resume "torturing" Rexar.

"That'sssss it," Greer hissed. "Give in. It'll be much easier. Stop struggling...stop trying. Yesssss...go on," Greer whispered. "Let that smell consume you. Let it overpower you. Let it take control...go on now."

Greer was busy taunting the dinosaur when the fragrant odor of Rexar's feet flowed into his lungs again. The snake reached over and decided he should have fun too. So he grabbed one of Rexar's sneakers and held it up to his face. Then the rock python sniffed deeply and took in the delicious scent of Rexar's shoe. He smiled slowly as he sniffed, while Rexar noticed his vision fading, his mind clouding. He kept moving his arms and trying to lift his head, but the snake's feet and the thick tail was too much for him. He couldn't handle taking in the funky smell of such precious feet. So the dinosaur closed his eyes and gave in. He didn't struggle anymore, but he didn't pass out either. He opened his eyes slowly, and he smelled an odor that was musky and sweaty, but had a tame, earthy tinge to it as well. The dinosaur growled with his mouth closed as Greer subjected him to more of his rancid feet. Rexar could feel Greer's grip loosening. He could also see that Greer was mesmerized by his shoe. The snake couldn't stop rubbing it and taking muffled breaths.

When Greer lifted his head, his tongue was hanging out, and he looked almost hypnotized. The beast chuckled as he set the shoe down and reached for the other one. But it wasn't enough. The snake wanted more; he craved it. He deserved it. His feet were undoubtedly deadlier and smellier than Rexar's. It was only fair that the victor claimed the loser's most valuable asset, which just so happened to be Rexar's feet. Greer loosened his grip around Rexar's face; the dinosaur quickly gasped as Greer lifted his feet so the dinosaur could breathe properly. Greer gradually uncoiled his tail entirely and focused on breathing in Rexar's shoe. Greer absent-mindedly scooted off Rexar's body, no longer caring about his quarrel over figuring out whose feet were better. Greer sat with his back against a locker and his face snout-deep inside the putrid shoe. Rexar sat across from Greer, breathing and panting, glad that he could finally take in fresh air. But as he sniffed the air, he noticed that he wasn't inhaling Greer's foot funk. He wasn't being smothered by such warm, big soles. He couldn't detect that mouth-watering scent he only found on the balls of Greer's feet and in-between his toes.

As the snake dropped Rexar's shoe, Greer looked up with surprise at Rexar's next gesture. The red beast grabbed Greer's right foot on his own and brought it up to his face. The dinosaur closed his eyes and blinked as he pressed his snout into Greer's foot and took in the natural reptilian musk and the sour, sweaty odor. The snake hissed, knowing he claimed victory, only to grunt when Rexar lifted his right foot and slammed it against Greer's face. But the snake didn't fight back. Rather, he lowered his eyelids and murmured as a different kind of reptilian musk, accompanied with the stinky, cheesy odor of Rexar's foot, filled his lungs. Greer smiled as he embraced the hot, smelly foot, and he proceeded to rub and sniff it. Rexar lowered Greer's foot for a moment and smirked.

"My feet are still better," he remarked.

"Oh, shut up," Greer hissed, and then sniffed.

Rexar chuckled and took two deep sniffs of Greer's foot before switching to the other one. "So then who's the winner here?"

Greer lowered Rexar's foot. "I think it's safe to say we both won. Your feet are much larger than mine, and your soles are so smooth and warm, and that stink is so soothing..."

"Yeah, well I damn near passed out from your foot musk, and not wearing any socks really makes 'em sweat. Gotta admit, I never tried that, tying my feet to someone's face with my own tail I mean."

Greer nodded. "Works like a charm!"

Rexar nodded and sniffed. "Yeah, it certainly does. So...bottom line is I won, yeah?"

Greer shoved his feet against Rexar's face and lifted his tail. "Don't push it."

Rexar coughed as he grabbed Greer's legs and lowered his feet. "Okay, okay! We both won, Greer, fair and square."

"Indeed. Now let's stop bickering and share the spoils of war." Greer lifted his feet in front of Rexar's face and smirked as he wiggled his toes. "Shall we?"

Rexar imitated the gesture, lifting his plump feet and wiggling his toes near Greer's face. "Let's do it."

The two reptiles shoved their feet into each other's faces, and they proceeded to growl as they rubbed and sniffed each other's warm, smelly feet.