Parasite

Wyatt tapped his claws on the desk, waiting for the doctor to return with his test results. Hopefully this would be it - he'd get some pills, maybe a routine procedure, everything would be ok again. No more sleepless nights, no more crazy appetite......

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Orca Dive

You toss another battered fish into the orca's mouth, and from your perch atop his big round belly, you watch it disappear without a trace. There's no gulp, no friction, it simply falls to the back of his well-trained throat, and it's gone. "That's...

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The Ass-Egg Conspiracy

Sleepey stopped pouring drinks for a moment and pivoted his ears to make sure he heard right. "You told him I'm the Easter Bunny?" The response from the next room was simple, without a moment's hesitation: "yes." The pink-furred bunny laughed and...

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Call the Cocksmith

"Garrey's phone, this is Alexis." "Oh! Um, hi Alexis! It's Sleepey. Can I speak to my brother please?" "Nah, sorry lad. Garrey's gone. He stayed over last night and forgot his phone." "Oh..." "He'll probably come pick it up after work...

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