Call the Cocksmith

Story by sleepey on SoFurry

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Sleepey learns how to break into a house... the hard way.

I hope you like Alexis as much as I do because I'm pretty sure he'll be back!

CW: spiders (skip from "around the back" to "he whined" - you won't miss much, he just picks up a chair)


"Garrey's phone, this is Alexis."

"Oh! Um, hi Alexis! It's Sleepey. Can I speak to my brother please?"

"Nah, sorry lad. Garrey's gone. He stayed over last night and forgot his phone."

"Oh..."

"He'll probably come pick it up after work though. Usually does. Should I tell him to call you back?"

"Ugh... yeah I guess."

"Are, uh... you ok kid? Something I can help you with?"

"N-no! Thank you, I'll be fine! Don't worry about it..."

"...Right."


Ten minutes later a dusty green van pulled up outside Sleepey's place, and Alexis spilled out of the driver's side door. The brawny, brown-furred bull wore an unusual pairing of dress shirt and gym shorts, all of which looked ready to tear itself from his formidable frame at a moment's notice. He strolled up to the front doorstep, upon which he found a certain little pink bunny with his head in his hands.

"You don't look fine," he said.

Sleepey jumped to his feet with a yelp, instinctively pressing his back against the door. He shielded his face with one hand, unlocked his phone with the other. So many encounters with Garrey's scary friends had made him jumpy, even for a rabbit.

Alexis laughed and backed off a little. "Easy mate, it's just me."

"Y-you!" The bunny's heart returned to his chest when he realised who it was. Alexis wasn't like the others - he wasn't interested in preying on smaller folk for food or sex. In fact he seemed to have a habit of "accidentally" getting in the way when he saw such things happening. And yet... showing up uninvited, looming overhead - Sleepey couldn't quite let down his guard all the way. "What are you doing here? How did you find me?"

"You sounded upset, I came to see if you were ok." The bull laid a massive yet gentle hand on Sleepey's shoulder, and sighed when it was brushed off.

"You came to take advantage..." said the rabbit under his breath.

"Hey," Alexis bent down and looked him in the eye, filling his vision, blocking out the sun. There was no anger in his eyes, his words were soft and measured, but something in his tone chilled the air. "I know you've had it rough lately, but if you're gonna take that shit out on me I can just leave. Alright? I told you why I came, you know I don't fuck around. So do you want my help or not?"

Sleepey closed his eyes to stop them from welling up. "Y-yeah," he said. "You're right, that was rude... I'm sorry..."

"It's ok kid. You got there in the end." The genial giant straightened up and looked around. "So you've locked yourself out?"

"Yeah," Sleepey sighed. "I don't suppose Garrey dropped his spare key at your house too?"

"'Fraid not. Know any locksmiths?"

"None that I can afford."

Alexis smiled - a warm, reassuring smile. A hug, in smile form. "We'll find another way in then." He began looking up and down the building, examining the walls, tugging on the windows. Shortly after disappearing down the side alley, he poked his head back out and motioned for the bunny to follow.

"Here, we can use this open window," he said.

Sleepey looked on, confused. It was open, sure, but only by a few inches. Just ventilation for the bathroom. "It doesn't open any wider," he said. "I'm smaller than you, but I'm not *that* small."

The bull winked, a devious grin spreading itself over his face. "I've got a plan, but you're not gonna like it."


Around the back, across the yard, Sleepey shuddered at the sight of an old wooden tool shed. In all the time he lived here, he'd only been inside it one time (which was, not coincidentally, the time he found out it was full of spiders). He did recall seeing some awful lawn furniture in there though, abandoned by the previous tenants. He would have been happy to never see it again, but Alexis needed something to stand on... He heaved open the rusted bolt and let the door swing out on its own. The smell of rotting wood passed over his nose, followed by the smell of a sweating, terrified arachnophobe.

Deep breaths.

"1... 2... 3!"

He dipped inside and grabbed a puke-green plastic chair from the pile. Then he hopped back out and threw it to the ground, frantically patting himself down. There was nothing on him, but he could feel it anyway.

"Why did I agree to thiiiis," he whined.

Back in the alley, Alexis was standing in the same spot by the window, but now his back was turned. His shorts lay on the ground beside him, along with a bottle of some strange liquid he'd fetched from his van. Hearing Sleepey approach, the bull span around and whipped a string of precum off his foot-long, semi-erect dick. "I don't think that chair's gonna cut it," he said.

"W-well it's, um, all I've got..." stammered Sleepey, blushing hot pink at the sight of Alexis's meaty, dripping cock out in the open. He tried not to stare but he found it impossible. The thing utterly crowded his attention in every possible way, all at once. The thick musk that hung in the air. The gentle, rhythmic sound of flesh against wet flesh as the bull casually stroked his shaft in front of him. The thought of what he might do with it...

Alexis saw the bunny struggling and rolled his eyes. "If you like what you see just come get it, this isn't exactly a subtle situation."

"R-right," said Sleepey with a nervous laugh. He took off his jacket and t-shirt, exposing his lean, pink chest to the warm late-summer air. A soft breeze ran through his fur... he smiled and chased it with his fingers. He lost himself in the moment, up until a lusty huff from the bull reminded him he had an audience. Alexis's eyes bore holes in his body, the strokes on his shaft getting more firm and pointed. Apparently he liked what he saw as well... and Sleepey was going to give it to him. The rabbit kicked off his shoes and turned around, showing off his little round butt as it wriggled free from his jeans.

"Unf... careful with your teasing kid," said Alexis. "Might change my mind, take you back to my place instead..." He popped the cap off his potion bottle and downed it in preparation for the next part of the plan.

Half hard and fully nude, Sleepey took the bull's cock in both hands and pressed it against his body. It was several feet long now, up to his chin. He licked the tip while he still had the chance, before it outgrew him altogether - dragging his tongue slowly, forcefully along the sensitive flesh, digging it into the slit... the bunny was rewarded with a hot, sweet mouthful of pre. He gulped it down and shot a sheepish little smile of thanks to the horny heifer standing over him.

"Mmm..." Alexis moaned. "You're pretty good when you finally get going."

Sleepey shrugged off the compliment, not knowing what to do with it. "Are we nearly ready?"

"Should be big enough now."

Alexis crouched down and laid his enormous, drooling cock flat against the ground, the end pointing right at Sleepey's face. With a nervous laugh, the bunny started teasing the slit with his finger.

"So I just slide in... and you'll, uh..." He gulped, thinking of the other few times he'd been staring down the barrel like this. Those other people - other predators - were playing for keeps. But Alexis...

"I'll keep you safe."

The words resonated in Sleepey's head. He smiled, placated. "I know you will."

With one last gulp of fresh air, the bunny pushed his fingers into the slit. The cock offered no resistance to opening up, letting him inside, stretching to accommodate him. By the time he was wrist-deep he could feel the inner walls squeezing and tugging on him, actively pulling him deeper. Precum soaked his arms and leaked out around them. He lowered his head to slip it inside, and the sounds of traffic and birdsong were soon drowned out by the pulse coursing through the shaft. That hot, rippling passage - groping and massaging every inch of his torso. Swallowing him. Dragging him deeper. Slowly but inexorably, with a grip so firm he could hardly unclench his fists, let alone back out. Sleepey had fully succumbed to the bull's manhood. Not just physically - his mind, too, was pleasantly oppressed by a dizzying onslaught of musk. It fogged his thoughts. It stiffened his dick. Wave after wave of salty slime washed over him, saturating his fur, forcing itself into his open, gasping mouth.

Alexis hefted his mighty, man-eating cock upright, propping it up on his shoulder. At first it made no difference to the bunny's descent, so tightly held and controlled by the shaft's peristalsis. But with some steady breathing and a bit of willpower, the bull managed to relax his greedy, throbbing member enough to let gravity take over.

As Sleepey's toes vanished into the all-consuming cock slit, his hands started visibly pushing out from inside Alexis's scrotal sack. It swelled and stretched to accept him, but only up to a point - he soon found himself curled up, pressed against the cum-slick walls with his head between his knees, nose-to-tip with his own desperately hard dick. It was cooler in here than the shaft, but he was flushed, sweating. Hyper-aware of his own tingling skin. The chamber began to fill with warm, stinking bull semen - some produced by the bull himself, and some oozing from the rabbit's skin as he was broken down. Gently melted. Transformed into cum by some supernatural (yet intensely biological) process.

Moaning and cursing, he added a little sauce of his own to the mix, then blissfully blacked out.


Alexis leaned against the wall, panting, waiting for his balls to settle down and smooth out. The final meltdown sent a rush of pleasure up his spine, like an orgasm in itself. It was hard to resist letting loose right then and there, but he knew how to ride out that particular wave. He'd had plenty of practice over the years, after all. As he calmed himself down, his cock shrank to a more manageable size - just up to his chin. No more drooling down his back or threatening to topple him over. The bull waddled over to the grody looking chair Sleepey had found, and set it up beneath the bathroom window. He placed one foot on it... and it immediately snapped under his weight.

"Shhhit," said Alexis to his own oversized ballsack. "I told you this wouldn't cut it."

He closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his snout, trying to remember if he'd seen anything else that might work.

"Ah!"

The half-naked 9ft bull man left the alley and made his way back onto the street, idly stroking his hyper-sized dick to keep it standing. He waved to the old lady across the street but she just walked off in a hurry. Must not have seen him? He'd noticed some potted trees in the neighbour's front yard earlier, with big stone planters that looked sturdy enough to stand on. Fortunately the trees were still small - it wasn't hard to just reach over the fence and borrow one.

Kicking the remains of Sleepey's shitty lawn chair out of the way, Alexis placed the pot by the window and carefully lifted himself up onto it. Now the window was just below his head and, crucially, level with the tip of his cock. He poked it through and started stroking the shaft, his tongue lolling out as he slipped back into the stupor he'd fought off earlier. He jerked and squeezed his throbbing manhood - eyes closed, playing back the bunny's strip tease in his mind. The things he wanted to do to that ass... It wasn't long before he felt the pressure mounting. His balls heaved upwards and finally emptied themselves, one inch-thick rope after another, directly through the window into Sleepey's bathroom. He bucked his hips and gritted his teeth, holding onto that fleshy firehose for dear life... until eventually, the orgasm subsided. The eruption ceased. He pressed his face to the frosted glass, wishing he could see what he'd wrought - the gallons of thick, fresh cum coating the room, running down the walls... He could certainly smell it, at least. And soon he could hear it too - slopping and bubbling, pulling itself together. The reformation process had begun.

A few minutes later, Sleepey opened the front door from the inside, dripping from head to toe with jizz. Alexis was waiting patiently, a pile of discarded clothes under his arm and a satisfied smirk on his face. The bunny licked a sloppy paw clean and sighed.

"I'm gonna smell like bull for a week now," he said.

Alexis laughed. "From past experience, more like a month."

They locked eyes. Sleepey stepped outside and let the door slam shut behind him. "Why don't we make it a year?"