A Mustelid in the Night
The funny thing for me about these sprawling, fancy outdoor resorts? They're all childishly easy to break into. They'll have their fences, their security contractors in golf carts, their dogs sniffing around, sometimes even a tower or two all the way...
Perks of Relocation
There are few things more distressing in life than earning the enmity of one's neighboors, even more so if they take it upon themselves to make you feel unwelcome. In this particular case, they had banded together to drive out the target of their ire,...
Fruits of a Stallion
"You want to suck on them? Like tits?" I nodded. The black and white gypsy vanner stallion looked at my hooked raptor beak again, and I could tell that even as much as I knew he was in to having his partners play with his balls, he was still on the...
Hunting for Worms
Living life as a gryphon, you have to get used to certain realities. One of the harshest of these is the near complete lack of meat in your diet thanks to all the equines who rule this territory and only eat vegetation. As much as Equestrian society...
Even Princesses Get Reckless
Being alive for thousands of years and the effective avatar for the sun can come with the side effect of making you feel invulnerable. Where ponies of lesser power level would most likely stay away from classic danger zones like the Everfree Forest,...
A Minor Cosmetic Procedure
_"Look, I'd really prefer if you have it removed. You know how...strong the smell of that 'heat-squirt' is, and it gets all over me and everything else nearby and it's just gross. It's hard to get into it when I have to be worried about getting hosed...
Spring Cleaning
She couldn't help but feel triumphant at the look on her disobedient daughter's face. After weeks of dealing with her daugher's refusal to stop masturbating all around the house, her old rule about not leaving toys on the floor after playing with them...
A Unique Opportunity
You've probably heard someone use the phrase "opportunity came knocking" before, and thought little of the actual phrasing. I mean, that's how cliches work most of the time. On this occasion, however, it happened that that phrase applied quite...
Heat Season: Part 1
Springtime in Equestria. Winter is gone, the sun is out and shining, and everyone is glowing from the warm temperatures, light breezes, and the end of all the damn snow all over everything. However, there's something else that comes with springtime,...
Summer Sun and Wandering Stallions
Every now and then I wonder what I would do about my peculiar hunger if it weren't for the ability to take to the wing like I am right now, horizon to horizon all visible to me. I've made most of my successful "acquisitions" by diving out of the sky on...
Willing Benefactor
The white and yellow female sat anxiously across from me in the hotel room, a bright blush and nervous smile on her draconic muzzle. Her hands were clasped in her lap and she was trembling just slightly, though easily noticed by my avian eyes. She was...
Chance Encounter with a Dragon
When flying at a few hundred feet off the ground, it's fairly easy to pick out even small shapes on the ground, but when you take that up to a few thousand, you have to rely on looking for motion to give anything away. In this particular case, as...