Spring Cleaning

Story by PeckishBeak on SoFurry

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So, credit for the original idea on this one goes to a guy named Htabdoolb over on The Eunuch Archive who posted an amusing story about a boy deciding to jerk off all over the house and his sister solving the problem with her new vacuum cleaner.

I decided to run with the concept and write a female focused furry version a while back, so now I'm finally uploading it. Pretty short-and-sweet, but it's been a while since I uploaded something and both of my other projects are going to take longer than this one.

As with my other stories, I'll warn anyone looking at this that it contains removal of the clitoris. If that's not what you're into, you should turn back now.


She couldn't help but feel triumphant at the look on her disobedient daughter's face. After weeks of dealing with her daugher's refusal to stop masturbating all around the house, her old rule about not leaving toys on the floor after playing with them turned out to be her trump card. Her new vacuum cleaner had been her salvation.

Walking in the door, the husky-shephard mix could smell what was going on even before she saw her daughter leaned back on the floor, legs spread, rubbing her oversized clitoris between two fingers while paying no attention to the mess she was making on the floor under her bare butt. Yet again she had tried to be nice and ask her to stop, and yet again she had stopped only long enough to sit up, turn toward her, and make it sound unreasonable to want her to just stay in her room and do it.

This time, however, was different. This time, as she saw the girl's swollen parts pressing on the floor after she'd just been playing with them for who knew how long, she had a solution. Her daughter was to confused at her sudden lunge to even move to defend herself, and even after the narrow corner attachment on the end of the hose was mashed over the offending appendage she could only stare in shock as the transparent attachment displayed her favorite appendage stretched our from her slit. Shock kept her paralyzed as the swollen pink nob began to move further up the tube as the darker shaft behind it was slowly dragged out into the open for the first and last time. Gradually the shaft gave way to two forked roots leading back under her hood that eventually themselves gave up the fight and came loose, leading to the entire organ zooming through the tube and into the clear dirt canister.

The look on her face when she realized her entire clitoris, roots and all, had just been yanked out and dropped in the vacuum's clear canister was almost as pleasing as when she still looked down between her legs to spread her wet lips and confirm what she already knew: that it was gone. The only thing left under that thick hood was an empty space.

She begged and pleaded, of course, but there had never been any flex on the rule about leaving toys on the floor when it came time to clean it. Eventually she stormed out of the room and shut herself in her bedroom upstairs to sulk.

For her mother meanwhile, the frustration of the last several weeks was finally solved. After all the messes she had had to clean up and all the whining she had had to suffer through, it was finally over. For good. She made sure to carry the canister out to the trash can on the side of the house to empty it, which just happened to be below her daughter's window. Just in case she was watching, she made sure to dump it out slowly so the still pink and swollen clitoris landed right on top of the dirt pile in plain view of the upstairs window before she put the lid on the can and walked back into the house with a pleasant smile on her face. If she was being honest with herself, that thing had been way too big anyway.

For once she got to enjoy cleaning the house!