Love to Run, Run to Love Part 4
Most distance runners would agree that the middle of a race is the most grueling part. You don't have the energy that you had in the beginning, and you can't taste the finish line like you can near the end of a race. All you can do is slog forward and...
Homecoming Out: Epilogues
Pesto and Francesca's Epilogue "Fuck, I think I'm still hungover from homecoming..." Pesto muttered to Marty as they entered Grovedale High's grand atrium, filled with the typical half-hearted hubbub of a Monday morning. The homecoming decorations...
Homecoming Out Finale: 2/2
After nearly half an hour of deranged, degenerate partying, we had reached the tail-end of homecoming, where the wild hedonistic romping began to finally settle down to a calmer whoop whooping. Taking some time to relax by the suspended...
Mad Lib(eral) Parents
After Daren asked me out that Monday, the rest of the week zipped right by. I could barely remember what happened during class, what my homework, or even who won Friday's football game. That's how distracted I was thinking about my upcoming date with...
Clueless chapter 20: You can't tell anyone I'm fat!
Why did I ever think that would be a good idea?!?! Of course a chance to make out with Scott, 'fake-gay' prank or otherwise, was too good to pass up. But it was also too good to be true: no one said anything about him grinding up against my big gay...
Clueless ch19: Terrousified
The anticipation was remorselessly assaulting my sanity. Every second felt like hours. It was like a long-distance car ride with obnoxious children in the backseats constantly yelling "Are we there yet?" _When was it going to happen, when was it going...
Clueless ch18: *Pretend* to be gay, suuuure
...Oh okay, it was just Marty. He was probably the last person in the school to actually care about a little verbal ejaculation. Looks like I nearly shat myself for nothing. Now that I'm not internally panicking, I guess I should introduce him, huh?...
Clueless ch17: Shameful Fapsturbating / You're an ASS-MAN Harry!
I'm not proud of the fact that I sometimes jerk myself off in the school bathroom, but as a hormonal teenage Panther, sometimes I just gotta let it out so I can focus. Or so I can repress my homosexual urges while surrounded by sweaty muscular guys in...
Clueless ch16: Threesomes are totally a hobby you guys
Sometimes I tell people that my third period is Zoology. Zoology is not my third period. My third period is Japanese 3... it is my deepest darkest secret. Well I mean, next to my secret gay love for dick and mangina, but it's a pretty close second!...
Clueless ch15: Oops, Guess We’re Retconning That
By some miracle the rest of the night went off without a hitch. Mom ordered pizza from Pizza Shack, which is normally just sort of tastes decent to me, but after Dad's charred lumps of ash that he claimed were 'burgers', it tasted like fucking...
Whaddayou Mean The Sex Was Bad?!
You know, I never realized just how awesome sex was until I had it for the first time. It was absolutely incredible; kind of like jacking off, only the guy you're fucking's asshole is doing it for you! Wait, actually that was probably the worst analogy...
A Lead Crown "Royal" Contribution: Layover
It was another one of those dreaded Lehsunian summer days with a brooding black horizon flagging an inevitable, several hour long storm. As much as townsfolk and passerbys of Southern Lehsunia dreaded these storms, they actually meant good business for...