Clueless ch17: Shameful Fapsturbating / You're an ASS-MAN Harry!

Story by Ellard on SoFurry

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#18 of Clueless

Edit from 4 months later I thought this chapter was funny when I wrote it but... it's a little weird in retrospect. I'm still awful at writing smut, but the story mostly is easy to pick back up even if you skip this chapter so I guess it's mostly harmless.

Rob jerking off in a school bathroom... not one of my better concepts for a chapter '^^

As always I REALLY appreciate comments because I'm always seeking ways to improve, even if you just want to point out a few spelling mistakes or the like.

Thanks for reading!


I'm not proud of the fact that I sometimes jerk myself off in the school bathroom, but as a hormonal teenage Panther, sometimes I just gotta let it out so I can focus. Or so I can repress my homosexual urges while surrounded by sweaty muscular guys in the locker room, and after Scott and Flippy had just inadvertently teased me to heavy sexual arousal right before weight training class, today was definitely looking to be one of those days. Let's just hope that I can do the deed without getting caught...

"Stupid sexy Scott and Flippy!" was all I could think as I made my way into the school's infamous west-wing boy's bathroom. It was dirty, dirty place, blotchy clumps of grime clung to the mirrors, the paw-soap dispensers seemed to be perpetually lacking in the one thing they're supposed to have, and whether there was actually toilet paper in the stalls was a goddamn CRAPshoot. I took my first step on the faded grimy white bathroom tiles and I immediately scouted the premises: there were a few furs lamenting the lack of soap as they washed their paws, and as for the stalls, the handicapped toilet at the far end of the room was still in disrepair with a sloppily posted 'broken' sign, as for the other two...

Signs point to fapping!

...One of them was available, score! Take that handicapped people (I'm just joking don't murder me plz)!

I walked nonchalantly to the chamber of dark deeds, trying not to draw attention to myself as I heard a toilet flush and another fur come in from behind me. Now out of sight in the stall, I closed and locked the slightly unhinged stall door as quickly as possible. Turning around to face my destiny it occurred to me that the grimy red and yellow painted bathroom stall and the unfortunately low-to-the-ground and scratched toilet made the stall vaguely evocative of a prison cell for psychotic clowns: the perfect place for shameful fapsturbating!

There was actually toilet paper left, which was great, but sadly some asshole (or should I say, pisshole) got several splashes of pee on the toilet seat. And I gotta tell ya, Getting piss on your underleg fur is the most unpleasant bathroom-related sensation next to accidentally tearing toilet paper and getting shit on your claws from ass-wiping. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck I don't have time for this, I need to fap now! So with the speed and grace of a mental ward escapee on a crack cocaine fender bender, I tore off large strips of toilet paper and wiped the dapples of piss off the cold toilet seat that knew many bare asses, but not mine, because when I finished wiping I laid down four more strips of toilet paper on the seat to make a protective barricade to separate my ass from gross toilet seat piss germs.

Oh boy, Mommy, is it finally time to masturbate?

I unbuckled my belt and threw my pants down before taking my throne, suddenly hyper aware of how much sound each one of my actions produced. I hesitated, but ultimately repressed the desire to chicken out from spanking the monkey in a public place (my apologies to any Chicken or Monkey furs). No, I will not back down! Bathrooms are places for bodily fluids to be excreted! I have every right to whack it here! So I went for it: I had to stifle a moan as I gripped my still-erect 7-inch fleshy Panther manhood, pleasure tingling up my spine. Alright men take position: Left paw to start and finish with the right, that's how I did it.

Warming up with playfully peeling back and releasing my foreskin, I considered what was my poison for today's shameful quiet fap-session going to be: I usually got off to thinking about myself having sex with the object of my sexual desire, but today I was feeling a little voyeuristic, after all the um... ass-oggling I had to force myself not to partake in a few minutes prior. And clearly it was Scott and Flippy's asses that had got me all hot and bothered, so sorry Daren, you'll just have to wait your turn in the spank-bank. I formed a ring with my left thumb and index finger, begin with slow gentle strokes up and down my length.

_Don't forget kids, you can fap to anything as long as you use your imaginaaaaaation. _

Round 1: Scott fucking Flippy.

Rushing into a bedroom, Scott is holding Flippy up by his ass, the short mottled Pig's legs straddling the muscular Polar Bear's torso. They make out wildly in a primal passion, their tongues intertwining and slobber getting everywhere. Scott fiddles with Flippy's curly tail and with his legs the Pig squeezes Scott hard in turn. Flippy then bites Scott on his broad shoulder, causing the Polar bear to grown out in pleasure. In retaliation, Scott throws the smaller male on the bed before tossing his shirt off, revealing his ripped arm and chest muscles and washboard abs. At this Flippy smiles shyly and slowly backs up on the bed, all the while rubbing his own erection through his pants.

A devilish smile now on the Polar Bear's short muzzle, he pounces Flippy and pins him on the bed, ripping his button up shirt off entirely, going to town on the Pig's soft pink nipples, slobbering all over them and taking in the Pig's sweet musk. Flippy yelps out in ecstasy, his shirt and bowtie now thrown haphazardly on the floor, and precum staining his pants. Scott attacks anew, going straight for the Pig's cock. Yanking it out of Flippy's fly, the Polar Bear takes the cock into his muzzle without pause, undulating his muzzle wildly up and down as he licks around the Pig's throbbing light-pink shaft, never once breaking eye contact with his prey. Then, jerking his own massive grey-black cock in his right paw, the Polar bear takes the length of Pig manhood down his throat. Trembling in raw pleasure, Flippy resists desperately not to cum right then and there. Panting heavily, Flippy then pushes Scott back and goes to remove his belt, but Scott isn't here to wait.

Predatory glint in his eye, Scott grips the Pig by both legs and yanks his lower body up in the air, Flippy gasping out in aroused shock. Resting the Pig's thick ass against his firm chest, Scott rips a hole into Flippy's pants with his claws, right below the tail hole. Before the Pig could call out in protest, Scott goes in with the tongue, getting in with deep hard jabs, feeling in all directions with his wet, slobbering tongue, forcing the Pig to moan in submissive pleasure. Scott now tosses Flippy's lower half back down on the back, cock pointed directly at the Pig's curly tail. Flippy's hard cock twitches wildly as it sinks in that he's about to get dominated by that muscular god of a Polar Bear.

With the Pig's pants still on and the Polar bear's twitching cock dripping precum, Scott slides forwards, separates Flippy's legs spread-eagle and inserts his manhood deep into the tiny Pig's hole. Flippy squeals as his short frame takes the massive Polar Bear cock, deeper, deeper, deeper. Grimacing in painful euphoria, Flippy strokes his cock with one hand and reaches up to play with Scott's grey-black nipples with the other, heightening the Polar Bear's arousal. Scott pulls out, and enters in again, his hips beginning to buck as he slowly picks up speed, his inserting soon becoming full-on thrusts. Not letting up his thrusting in the slightest, Scott leans forward to bring the Pig into a deep passionate kiss. The Polar Bear is now pounding the Pig's large butt at a rapid pace, arousal building up on both sides, the Pig yelping out intermittently in a mix of both pain and pleasure. 'Ah, fuck, oh God that's so good...' Flippy moans as his arousal nearly peaks from taking the massive grey-black cock up his ass.

_ With one powerful thrust, Scott shoves the entirety of his cock up the Pig's butt, bringing them both to simultaneous orgasm. Flippy lets out a harsh 'OINK' as he shoots loads of his hot Pig-cum all over his soft light-pink chest, one stream reaching as far as his grey-spotted eye. Scott screams 'AH FUCK' as he empties copious amounts of warm Polar Bear jizz deep up the depths of the smaller male's ass. As he's cumming the Polar Bear instinctively arches forward for a deep kiss, the cum on Flippy's chest and belly rubbing deep into the Polar Bear's fur with the motion of their love-making. After a good hot minute of making out in the afterglow, Scott pulls his cock out from Flippy's voluptuous ass, his still-erect dick glistening wet from his own cum..._

Cum cannon is 90 percent charged, sir!

Fuck that was hot... wait, what was that?!

In the periphery of my fap-happy consciousness I realized that the 4th period bell had just rung, that maybe a urinal had been flushed once or twice since I started, and that the sounds of other furs in the bathroom had halted. Okay, good, nothing to get scared and lose your boner over. This was good: less people to possibly notice me if I accidentally did the thing I sometimes do and blurt out something random when I reach orgasm.

So that last imaginative-session was hot, really hot, but now that I went through an entire sex-scene in my head I wanted to start over with something new. Should I go with Flippy topping Scott next? After all, a small guy topping a muscular bottom can be really hot in a weird way. But also last time was in missionary which isn't great for getting a view of the asses during sex, so let's be ass-oriented for the next fantasy. So maybe Flippy topping Scott Doggy style? That's pretty good... but wait! WHAT ABOUT?!

The realization hit me like a cock to my G-spot: Scott and Flippy going _Ass to Ass_with a double dildo. It was all I could do not to cum right then and there from the mere thought. Truly, I was an ass-man. Right paw, do your job!

Final round: Double dildo trouble!

_In some nondescript bedroom or wherever, Flippy and Scott stand naked and semi-erect, a massive black double-dildo in Flippy's hand. Flippy is looking to Scott with a domineering smirk. Scott, uneasy about his virgin asshole penetrated, nods his head nervously. He gets down on all fours, arms folded, broad chest touching the floor. He looks at Flippy, who's loudly slapping the dildo into his left hand, and blushes beneath his fur; the Pig could smell the muscular jock's fear in his musk and it was only making him harder. Still looking at Flippy like a nervous cub about to be punished by his father, the Polar Bear takes both paws and spreads his muscular round ass wide open. The Pig licks his lips, and gets down on his knees. He give the tight Polar Bear ass a firm spank before bringing the dildo up to the hungry hole. He shoves it in mercilessly fast; the Polar Bear yelps out in painful arousal, his growing cock throbbing with precum as an evil smiles curls up on the Pig's muzzle. With Scott now panting wildly, Flippy gets on all fours himself, spreading his asshole and guiding the other end of the dildo straight into his wet Pig-hole. _

Flippy then pushes the dildo in with his ass, Scott moaning all the while, his erection reaching full length. The black silicone now in all the way on both ends, the Pig and Polar Bear begin pulling out and reentering in perfect synergy, building up to fast and rhythmic thrusting, Scott's muscle butt ripples quickly as the thrust of Flippy's ass meets his, while the Pig's fat ass jiggles wildly. They start jerking themselves off, their paws getting slick and wet with pre. They both moan loudly as their asses get stretched wider and wider, their erections twitching wildly as the pressure builds up...

That's right piggy boy, fuck / get fucked by the hot Polar Bear, yeah yeah, Now press your asses deep together, yeah oh yeah, moan like a bitch Scott, that's right... yeah, yeah now Flippy, oink for me as you and Scott cum... oink oink, Fuck, I'm cumming!

Protective toilet paper wall ready? Firing Cum Cannon!

"Oink!" I unintentionally blurted out upon orgasm, despite my best efforts to remain incognito. I was gonna regret that in a few moments, but right then and there, the thought of possibly getting caught armed my sensory-enhanced fight or flight mode, which just made me cum all the harder.

Globs and globs of my own seed jetted out my cock and into the toilet paper, the cold shock of orgasmic euphoria causing my body to spasm all over. My jizz continued to shoot out as my paw shook and I panted with controlled, quiet breaths. My body was tingling, and my head felt light. I came so fucking hard. After a few more pants of ecstasy, I began milking the rest of the semen out of my cock in the now cum-drenched clump of toilet paper. I let out an uneven euphoric huff under my breath, letting my body just ooze and melt away as I felt my body slowly side down the toilet seat. I felt so damn good, ah, just sliding down with the afterglow... wait, ah fuck I just fell on the ground. I scrambled back up on top the toilet seat and re-collected my thoughts, the nervous shame from my genital AND verbal ejaculation starting to soak in.

God that felt good, I just hope nobody heard me... it's like I'm playing fucking Russian roulette with this. No time to dwell on that though, I should only have like three or four minutes to get ready for fourth period, agh gotta get moving!

I flushed the evidence down the crapper, swiftly pulling my jeans back up before exiting the stall. I headed straight for the...

I froze.

Someone was still in the bathroom.

Someone had heard my orgasmic oink of shame.

It was a familiar stocky Bull about to wash his hands. He looked at me over his shoulder with a concerned smile... I gulped.