Tasty Sponge Comic Draft
This is the last place I ever expected to be, at the center of attention, with a guy at either end. Staring down the length of a hearty, dripping cock, I have to wonder how I even got here in the first place. I'm not what you might call confident,...
Meeting My Father
"I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight." My slender thumbs were numb against the glass keypad of my cell phone. The weight of it made me weary; it felt distant in my paws. I shook my head and stared at my ghost in the bathroom mirror. I couldn't...
Visiting My Father
Being crammed on a bus filled with large predators for ten hours helped me realize how nice it is to be a chipmunk. Though this behemoth bus was stacked high enough to see over tractor-trailers, it was really built for rodent-sized passengers. In fact,...
A Christmas Memory
_"Who's got a beard that's long and white?" "Santa's got a beard that's long and white!" "Who comes around on a special night?" "Santa comes around on a special night!" "Special night! Beard that's white! Must be Santa! Must be Santa, Santa...
Twitter Bites: Frat Party (Musk)
Once the party is over, that's when the fun begins. As the youngest pledge for the Delta Lambda Phi fraternity, I'm on clean up crew. Ever since our chapter advisor realized old men with deep pockets love tight, frat boy rumps, we've been volunteering...
Twitter Bites: Diaper Bully (Humiliation)
It wasn't my fault Stacy Turner tripped me as I ran to get in line for bathroom break. And it certainly wasn't my fault that I stumbled into Butch Walker, the class bully, on my way down. None of that mattered though, because when I grabbed onto his...
The Christmas Party
"Look at you," Dad said as he adjusted my tie from behind. "You clean up really well." The young chipmunk in the mirror was quite dashing in his well-tailored suit, the triangular cuts and sharp vertical lines thinning his portly figure. I hardly...