I Think, That’s Me Problem - humor - maybe

"I think, that's me problem," Grumble groused into his beer, "I'm a think'n man... always have been. Think on your feet and they'll never be able to nail you down." "Most I ever seen you think Grumble," Peter replied, "Was when you tried to figure...

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The Taur

The Taur by Vixyy Fox "Oh coooolllll... where did you get him?" The beast snorted and looked away. He'd been stuffed into the closet as if he were nothing more than a discarded child's toy; though unlike a toy he wore a loin cloth and for good...

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Silense

Silence by Vixyy Fox **_"In an aeroplane silence is not something you want to have happen; unless you're in a glider."_** **_Group Captain Anthony Stewart VC, DSO, retired_** I distinctly remember my first day of aeroplane training. I was enjoying...

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What If Animals Could Talk

What if Animals Could Talk by Vixyy Fox "John? John!" Martha looked around the studio set for her co-anchor. Their news show was about to go on and this was hardly the time for him to be absent. In his place she saw a rather larger German Shepherd....

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The Taur

The Taur by Vixyy Fox "Oh coooolllll... where did you get him?" The beast snorted and looked away. He'd been stuffed into the closet as if he were nothing more than a discarded child's toy; though unlike a toy he wore a loin cloth and for good...

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The Fox And The Fiddler

_The Fox and the Fiddler_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ _ _ _Written while listening to Tuulen Nostatus (Raising The Wind) by Sanna Kirky-Suonio._ Bjarte tapped his bow on the back of the fiddle in a slow measured beat. 'I feel the tune,' he thought to...

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An Old Story - a war story of unreality

_An Old Story_ by Vixyy Fox _There is such knowledge in the old stories._ _The adults call them Fairy Tales,_ _The children call them the truth._ _Simple words can convey complex ideas._ _It's that easy, or not._ _You merely have to...

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Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem

_Henry's Ninth Wife_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Henry was a miserable old thing Married eight times, he liked to sing, 'Heigh and Ho and Hie, They must all serve me their pie. If they don't, Stoat or Goat, Their heads all get cut off by and by.' ...

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The Dark Room

_The Dark Room_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Samantha giggled. "That tickles." Her eyes were closed though the room was darkened to an absolute blackness. She couldn't see... wouldn't see... refused to see; it would spoil the fun of pretending she was...

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Sharing a Room

_Sharing a Room_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Pexi woke to a bone hard finger being stuck into his side. "You're snoring." "Yeah..." he blinked and smacked his lips as semi-asleep sleepers sometimes will. "Yeah... so what? I don't snore I don't breathe I...

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Wolf God

_Wolf God_ by Vixyy Fox "So who do I pray to?" Francine Fox nudged her brother Frank and when he didn't pay any attention, she popped him on the forehead with her little fist. "Pay attention to me!" she demanded. "I was praying." "You were...

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Dogs Sniff Butt... Cats All Suck!

_Dogs Sniff Butt... Cats All Suck!_ _ _by Vixyy Fox The old Bloodhound looked at the pup and barked at him, "We all sniff butt; that's what we do... we're dogs right?" Sammy was about to bark back with a loud 'RIGHT!', but instead stopped to...

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