Enjoying the Meathook

I love the steel sting as I watch him carving my friend, and I cannot wait for my turn, unless I yank myself off this thing. When he picked me up, I did not scream. I surrendered, pulled an erection, and orgasmed when he hung me from the back with a...

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Taste

Preachers, and prophets, push truth like drugs. My mind feels gross like slimy slugs. I'm confused, and used, so used, so, can't I sleep forever tonight? I'm too tired tonight, and I've fucked up again. Desire over chastity, I don't think Anne...

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Funny Wasteland

The softest kiss you, the gentlest rain, a flap of comforter that flops over my shoulder twenty minutes later. The choice to be quiet, the resemblance of a shadow, and the angel blows a feather breeze across my tense skin. A tired day, a weary...

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Like What?!

Wrecking the day by waking up was a good way to start. I like breaking things. Hearts, plates, fantasies, desires, childhoods. Well, not really. But, maybe. I've had some of mine broken. You know, it's happened, sure. But, this is the...

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Life is Heavy

I don't know who I am anymore said the sweaty bird who could not fly straight for three days straight and went home with a tummy ache. Tried to say "Thy will, not mine, be done" but started to see public embarrassment in his inner eye, and the...

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Dreams Really Do Come True: Making Love Was Never The Same: Chapter III

I awoke, and rubbed my eyes. A little light, mixed with young morning shadow, seeped in through the bedroom window, which was where True Heart, and I, had left in a hurry last night. _Left? Then what were . . .?_ Woah. Nestled comfortable in my lanky...

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Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby

"The whole world will be singing!" crooned Jeremy, the clumsy, but good-hearted, black crow, to Mrs. Brisby, who was trying, in ridiculous dismay to untangle the foolish bird from red string. The day was winding down, and Dragon was slinking up behind...

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Coming to Realize

_ALL I EVER WANTED_ _ALL I EVER NEEDED_ _IS HERE IN MY ARMS_ _WORDS ARE VERY_ _UNNECESSARY_ _THEY CAN ONLY DO HARM_ Tonight, I performed the perfect gentleman, Mrs. Brisby, widow, of four. I keep your grace in mind, and remember that we come...

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Breath

Everyone is always telling me to act my age, but I ain't no sage, cuz life's the rage and I'm writing a new page so take my hand while we explore a new land where we may burn rubber in Pompeii or fry ice in L.A., make tuna cookies on an...

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Old Feelings

_HANG ON SLOOPY_ _I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR DADDY DO_ _CUZ YOU KNOW SLOOPY GIRL I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU_ I wail, as I sashay, and clean your perfect cinder block home, Mrs. Brisby, starting at one end, and polishing this sucker with loving...

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They're Baack!!

I heard last week that Twinkies are back. So, I was like, "Dig it!" Cakey little outside, with the nice whipped creamy inside, and the three holes on the bottom, with the hole on either left or right side. Sounds kind of sexual to me. Rinky Twinky...

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Namath Walker == Part One, Chapter One

"Well, children, now you've all gone, and done it," sighed Mrs. Jonathan Brisby, as Auntie Shrew left, in a justifiable tizzy. "Auntie Shrew is our friend." "Auntie Shrew is a ---", began Martin, thirteen years old, and full of pompous anger, and...

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